Pew Pew vs AMA

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Originally Posted by Godly

Don Proteus, what product do you prefer for cleaning toilets? Clorox or Lysol?

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For one that does not clean toilets you seem to know a lot about cleaning toilets

If this was a pun to Proteus you failed.
It seems you have the best expertise when it comes to cleaning toilets

Godly once tried to use the Tears by Simians to clean toilets, but they were too bitter and ineffective, since products that are basic dont clean as well as acidic ones.

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Originally Posted by 13nesta13

Oh really, Proteus? Don't seem to remember ever playing with you, nor chatted with you, so why all the flame on me and my KD? Yet I seem to recall your opening phrase to me on IRC was "big n00b, who are you going to farmout to this age?". Obviously I decided to not reply to your PM as I have got better things to do with my time than to QQ with you in IRC. Show some basic courtesy, and maybe sometime in future, you will get some. :)

Why don't you simply look back and reflect on the past 2-3 ages and figure out how relations between you and Pew has gone down the drain, and why they have accumulated so much hatred on you guys?

Everyone can see you are just trying to speech your way into Pew giving you the button prematurely into fort, which they are not obliged to. Sit back, relax and enjoy the conflict, and take all the QQ here with a pinch of salt. I am fairly sure you will have the button in time to come, so why the hurry.

Elit joked that he was gonna wave other targets if Pew doesnt engage within 2h of AMA's OOW. If we were the intended recipients of the wave, I would have welcomed it hitting into our fort.

Get real, you think we're farms, try it. We didn't 2 v 1 you, period. I still have that bit of respect for Elit and co to not do so.

Look at it this way: If you were to carry on your conflict with Pew, we would respect the hostile, and stay out of it.
On the other hand: If you think Pew is being a j*ck@ss dragging button giving into fort and consuming your time while "claiming" you, then by all means you could have given button to us when we were fort too. We would loved to have seen how that plays out. How Pew responds to it, is out of my control though.

The way I see it, you have 2 options, (A) A good clean fight that's going to be well-thought and executed by both sides, with a lot to play for at stake (be it land, settling your differences once and for all, whatever), or (B) go ahead and try us, and we see how that turns out with all the uncertainties here.

Looks to me like an easy decision that a 3 year old can make, much less an Advanced Degree holder like yourself.

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Pewpew doesnt like to lose so they are butthurt over anyone that beats them, that's why they dont like ama as they have proven to be best l around kd on the server. Pew has never played honorable, they dealbroke against rage few ages ago, hit divinity into real war, farmed out to swea to shape charts, and farmed out to RBL last age. This is hardly an ama-only affair.

The other thing you don't understand since you don't play in the top, is you cant claim a kingdom without hostile and tie them up for days by merely tagging, making a thread, and making 2-3 hits. If one kingdom is ready for war they would go and wave someone else if there are targets rather than wait for an opponent that's not ready. When I want to vulture someone i train earlier and am prepared to wave into fort and exploit the advantage I have. Pewpew wasnt reay to wave yet didnt want us to wave someone else so tried to claim us with this lameness. If this was a normal kingdom instead of pew I would definitely feel safe waving someone now as we aren't hostile but there is no doubt pewpew would double us and try to claim were "hostile" though everyone on this server will say clearly we are not. This one is really black and white dude, the thing people fail to understand its stupid to piss off a kingdom better than you because long term they will end up in better positions than you majority of the time and will result in you losing land and more. This era of the game has top kingdoms quitting and disbanding due to activity leading to rise of warring kds like yours in charts because there is no competition. In the past there would be 20+ kingdoms that were good and competitive making it impossible for "warring" kingdoms to break into charts but at this stage of the game all you need to do to be top5 is just show up, it is no longer an achievement like it used to be.

But you can claim a kingdom with a silly in game message. And are then justified hitting in to their war if they find another kingdom willing to war?

Threads dying! Bumpity Bumpity!

More trash talking/amusement please :D

Reading this thread was like going to a strip club, just to end up getting a hug and be sent home again.

Laughs at Proteus, here have a cookie!

Worst case of small man syndrome I have ever seen...

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Originally Posted by Realest

Godly once tried to use the Tears by Simians to clean toilets, but they were too bitter and ineffective, since products that are basic dont clean as well as acidic ones.

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If we need tissues we will ask you. You have leftovers from when we beat you two times in a row in war?
You keep giving me reasons to remind you. If we are basic, what does that make you?

Still on page 22?!? WTF!?

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Originally Posted by Proteus

The other thing you don't understand since you don't play in the top, is you cant claim a kingdom without hostile and tie them up for days by merely tagging, making a thread, and making 2-3 hits.

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The last 3 days say otherwise.

I love how often oven says exactly what I am thinking...


haha.

It's nice to give kids on the Special Olympic Team a chance and pump 2 times (2nd time better be proper :P) to come at a smaller kingdom. I'm all for hitting smaller kingdoms, was surprised to see this paper so small right now :P

On a positive note, I expect the papers will pick up some time soon! For now it's just some good time to catch up on some sleep.

I could have sworn that Proteus invented "dibs."

He's changed positions on everything in utopia so many times that I honestly can't remember anymore.

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Originally Posted by Ovenmitt

The last 3 days say otherwise.

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That's because pewpew wouldn't respect a hostile and just double team, if this was any other kingdom would be a nonissue

I come back from vacation and I have to ban like 6 people in one thread.

...c'mon people

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Originally Posted by Palem

I come back from vacation and I have to ban like 6 people in one thread.

...c'mon people

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who did u ban?

Are they gonna fight or just look dirty at eachother? I'm confused.

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Originally Posted by Palem

I come back from vacation and I have to ban like 6 people in one thread.

...c'mon people

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you also missed locs in like 3 different threads, slacker, how dare utopia not be your top priority. I mean if it were you cuold sit in fort for 3 days doing nothing but pumping while a couple of people in your kd hit.

LoL, honestly i thought pewpew would a waved through fort by now AMA has more to gain by stalling i think.

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Originally Posted by Godly

I could have sworn that Proteus invented "dibs."

He's changed positions on everything in utopia so many times that I honestly can't remember anymore.

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Eh? Everyone knows that the underlying principles don't change, just the specific response. :)

And, having found the form. Namely '300zxs2837-subsection gamma, of the Abs specific age response to, 'SimsTripleNoticeAndThinkThey'reSmartToRollTheDice,Anri IsDrunkGambit007'.

Which, incidentally, was located in the back of a filing cabinet in a small provincial town, that rests in perfect gravitational balance outside of a black hole.

"Dibs" was Sanc, to errrrr.....justify how starting a Dragon pre cf expiry was not hostile, but a cow hit and a forum call out (By Sanc, in response to Sims triple notice) was hostile, so that if your oppo. gives a button to another kingdom, after you sat at home for one/two ticks without hitting them (as naturally they were yours), you could wave them anyway.

I reckon. Dunno really, I tried to load up on peyote and follow a spirit guide through it once, but got messed up. :(

Actually jdorje invented "dibs". This is seen in an ancient post in the forums, dating to 2012-07-22

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Originally Posted by jdorje

Just in case it wasn't clear, sanc intends to fight simians :). They gave notice to us and hoh, so we get first dibs on choosing. We also initiated first, though we aren't going to hit to hostile while they're in fortified.

Hopefully they man up and get out of fort.

Also, it's odd they asked rage for a war deal but never asked us. But then, if we'd accepted such a deal they probably would have trained their cow more, and run wts.

And finally, human cow really crushes dwarf cow.

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Everybody forgets that dibs was closely connected with the policy of "notice". There was no notice here. It's just a dragon. Sending a dragon is never dibs :). Ppl send dragons all the time :)

yes i am not banned! :D

here's adding another post count to the threadd

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both kingdoms are being camels! storing sleep (water) for the upcoming rwarwarwar

-cJ

I'm not banned either but I still maintain that pyro is n00b they are currently jumping from waving small kds to avoid wave from ama. Its one thing to act big but then have your play contradict what you are saying on forums.

I'm at that odd point where I may have to create a province to see what's really going on.

- So AMA is healthy from what I gather and everyone else is shuffling around to answer the threat(?) -
Update please to spare me the addiction.

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Originally Posted by Proteus

I'm not banned either but I still maintain that pyro is n00b they are currently jumping from waving small kds to avoid wave from ama. Its one thing to act big but then have your play contradict what you are saying on forums.

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Proteus, let me get something straight into that thick headed advanced degree skull of yours.

You do not own this game nor you do not get to decide what's right and wrong.

If Pyro was going to depend on pewpew to block for us, we would have NEVER entered fort 27-28hrs before your max eowcf ends (we entered earlier than 24hrs even for the possibility of you guys coming out earlier).. We forted and had to DRAFT+TRAIN up in preparation of any wave from AMA. Only when both pewpew and AMA both started dragons and traded some hits, we then exited fort to continue whoring.

If you guys had avoided pewpew and waved Pyro, I'm sure the most of the server would see you guys as running away from pewpew.. even your kingdom mates know that pewpew wants to war AMA.... and trust me, if you guys had full waved us into 100% fort protection (with the size difference at that moment in time), you will get decimated. At least when I talk to Elit, he knows he knows he was just playing the convincing/taunting game when he said he will wave pyro and hence wanted pewpew to give button (nothing wrong with trying to play your cards that way. utopia is all about convincing and getting people to make mistakes).

So you expect Pyro to just wait in fort until your war with pewpew starts? Especially when it's clear both of you are ALREADY going to fight.

Gosh.

on a sidenote, gogo my pewpew friends!

-cJ

Elit, how much is the offer currently for proteus province name? I'm sure we can pool enough credits from the community.

-cJ

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Originally Posted by TheOne

Proteus, let me get something straight into that thick headed advanced degree skull of yours.

You do not own this game nor you do not get to decide what's right and wrong.

If Pyro was going to depend on pewpew to block for us, we would have NEVER entered fort 27-28hrs before your max eowcf ends (we entered earlier than 24hrs even for the possibility of you guys coming out earlier).. We forted and had to DRAFT+TRAIN up in preparation of any wave from AMA. Only when both pewpew and AMA both started dragons and traded some hits, we then exited fort to continue whoring.

If you guys had avoided pewpew and waved Pyro, I'm sure the most of the server would see you guys as running away from pewpew.. even your kingdom mates know that pewpew wants to war AMA.... and trust me, if you guys had full waved us into 100% fort protection (with the size difference at that moment in time), you will get decimated. At least when I talk to Elit, he knows he knows he was just playing the convincing/taunting game when he said he will wave pyro and hence wanted pewpew to give button (nothing wrong with trying to play your cards that way. utopia is all about convincing and getting people to make mistakes).

So you expect Pyro to just wait in fort until your war with pewpew starts? Especially when it's clear both of you are ALREADY going to fight.

Gosh.

on a sidenote, gogo my pewpew friends!

-cJ

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You need to stop living in denial cj, pretending to be anything but a scared ghetto that runs and farms out would be living a lie. When you actually achieve something you can talk...beating ed (a ghetto of your level) is not noteworthy.

I would quit my kingdom if proteus was in it. Imagine having to listen to him rant on irc and kingdom, oh and ofcourse his kingdom forums lol

dont have a aneurysm proteus, or we might not have someone to feel bad for. they beat havoc, that deserve some sort of recognition.

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Originally Posted by Palem

I come back from vacation and I have to ban like 6 people in one thread.

...c'mon people

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hey, u cant blame them for having passion. banning is not healthy for the game, maybe a warning first will cool them down.

They were warned by Bishop is bold font to knock it off.

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Originally Posted by Palem

They were warned by Bishop is bold font to knock it off.

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ohnoe not bold font!

If it's ever underlined you should find your families and get to a bunker or something.

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Originally Posted by TheOne

Elit, how much is the offer currently for proteus province name? I'm sure we can pool enough credits from the community.

-cJ

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With his posting price for his prov name go up. You need to admit he know how to keep price for his head high :)

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Originally Posted by FishCakeJake90

I would quit my kingdom if proteus was in it. Imagine having to listen to him rant on irc and kingdom, oh and ofcourse his kingdom forums lol

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There is Huge difference from how people act in forum and irc.
Its don't apply for Realest. :D

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Originally Posted by TheOne

Elit, how much is the offer currently for proteus province name? I'm sure we can pool enough credits from the community.

-cJ

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One supper and you get his province name from me!

*idly wonders how the "Proteus' province name charity auction" will be marketed.*

I'd do a swerve, and give Elit's name as mine, if I was Proteus. :D

So has anyone hit anyone yet?

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Originally Posted by Nick_mi

So has anyone hit anyone yet?

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Are you crazy?

Why is thread this still open then?

It would be nice if AMA and Simians fight instead and Binar waves Godly instead, like right now.