A bit worried here.. because if it's true... I might have to offer him his 2 free hits and an EoA CF:
[09:33] <Proteus> i wrote the book on cowing
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A bit worried here.. because if it's true... I might have to offer him his 2 free hits and an EoA CF:
[09:33] <Proteus> i wrote the book on cowing
odd ...
He's pretty good at exploring in a vacuum but bleeds acres in every hostile situation.
Am I missing something?
[Sun 23:37:31] <Proteus> May 1 of YR12 Forces from An unknown province from HaLL of Heroes WAR () attempted to attack us, but failed miserably! We lost 17 soldiers, 10,076 Axemen and 5,806 Berserkers in this battle. We reawakened 7949 of our dead troops into soldiers.
[Sun 23:37:37] <Realest> yea i just heard
[Sun 23:37:39] <Realest> how did u do it
[Sun 23:37:43] <Realest> he just sucked
[Sun 23:37:45] <Realest> or sold feed
[Sun 23:37:47] <Proteus> pretty much
[Sun 23:37:47] <Realest> mp
[Sun 23:37:48] <Realest> etc.
[Sun 23:37:56] <Realest> lmao
[Sun 23:37:56] <Proteus> i was refreshing to make sure i didnt get mv
[Sun 23:38:03] <Realest> and then he bounced?
[Sun 23:38:05] <Proteus> but i guess seeing my * made him crack under pressure
[Sun 23:38:14] <Proteus> or maybe i hacked the game by refreshing throne every sec
[Sun 23:38:25] <Proteus> i was seriously about to dragon bounce him thou
[Sun 23:38:58] <Proteus> May 1 of YR12 An unknown province from HaLL of Heroes WAR () attempted to invade Force it in as deep as you can ().
[Sun 23:38:58] <Proteus> May 1 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage HaLL of Heroes WAR ()!
[Sun 23:39:01] <Proteus> i saw his sot
[Sun 23:39:01] <Realest> ahahaha
[Sun 23:39:02] <Proteus> som*
[Sun 23:39:04] <Proteus> and kinda panicked
[Sun 23:39:07] <Proteus> and sent the bird too early
[Sun 23:39:11] <Proteus> i had a few beers lol
<i cant be bothered reading all this to prune the insults, so feel free to do it yourself and re-edit>
Aviad is best cow in the game.
Proteus aren't Brad Pit for sure. Do you have a Deana's pic?
Ph ftw
<baka> Im the best player in this game
HMM, is this true?! or is this fakelog! you decide!
(who cares btw?)
Proteus sucks, he doesn't even understand basic game concepts and all he knows how to do is explore. He is really good at accepting aid and giving none back.
When it already got to Proteus logs, I figured I could share some as well. The guy is bloody hilarious and I couldn't help, but save some of his stuff during one BF rounds few ages back. I hope he doesn't mind me posting them.
[22:23] <&Proteus> this id a new era in bf
[22:23] <&Proteus> noobs will no longer win titles
[22:23] <&Proteus> now that talent has come to this servee
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[00:02] <&Proteus> aos probably forgot how i took his acres for #1 last age
[00:02] <&Proteus> and how he lost 40% of cow land
[00:02] <&Proteus> ill f***ing disband their ghetto on bf
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[00:30] <&Proteus> WHAT TH F**K
[00:30] <&Proteus> f***ing ganbgbang
[00:30] <&Proteus> f***ign nig[pa8f[7e3qr7[9gqr[7'borpe
[00:30] <&Proteus> daefiq;Wwrq]
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[00:34] <&Proteus> this is a f***ing joke
[00:35] <&Proteus> f***ing noobs like this can never hit me on wol
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[08:30] <&Proteus> i think ill be ub to them
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[15:35] <&Proteus> Forces from 04 kitty came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 298 acres!
[15:35] <&Proteus> We lost 469 Knights and 958 Archers in the struggle.
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[14:19] <&Proteus> they are obviously helping ryan out
[14:19] <&Proteus> ryan better play i do not make it up
[14:20] <&Proteus> 1v1 i will cow all over ryan
[14:20] <&Proteus> he has no chance
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[14:26] <&Proteus> does he seriously this he is better than me
[14:26] <&Proteus> i am recognized as one of the best player in the game
[14:26] <&Proteus> f***in retarded
[14:26] <&Proteus> i can walk into and lead any kd
[14:27] <&Proteus> im goin to sleep i dont want to see 2nd rate council players who farmed out 40% cow acres talk s**t about me]
[14:28] <&Proteus> when i win wol cow AGAIN this age he wil be singing a different tune
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[14:53] <&Proteus> this is retarded people who we lead and are subordinate to us on wol are demanding insane terms
[14:53] <&Proteus> f***ing hate bf
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[15:04] <&Proteus> im about to punch my computer right now
[15:04] <&Proteus> a low caliber player with no achievement wants a free hit on me
[15:04] <&Proteus> wtf is this game coming to
[15:04] <&Proteus> are they gonna ask for free hits on dorje next too
[15:05] <&Proteus> f***ng bulls**t
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[14:58] <&Proteus> f**k this stupid ****
[14:58] <&Proteus> in what world does he think he is even on the same level as me
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[15:31] <&Deana> [07:31] <Aos> Deal or no deal?
[15:31] <&Deana> [07:31] <Deana> Deal
[15:31] <&Proteus> tell him i said f**k you
[15:31] <&Proteus> and that he will never be as good as me no matter how long he plays this game
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[16:04] <&Proteus> sorry but it just offended me when a crappy player with no achievements has the nerve to insult me
[16:04] <&Proteus> aos only achievement was to farm out 40% of his acres last age and make the weakest cf with pulse ever seen
[16:05] <&Deana> he did exactally what he was told to do
[16:05] <&Proteus> thats even worse he needs people to tell him what to do
[16:05] <&Deana> the cf deal i mean
[16:05] <&Proteus> when I tell people what to do
[16:05] <&Deana> he was told to be vague
[16:05] <&Proteus> i lead, they follow
[16:06] <&Deana> and he did just that
[16:06] <&Proteus> aos is a follower
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[16:06] <&Proteus> i just dont like getting insulted by ppl who arent very good players
[16:07] <&Proteus> im like lebron and aos is a bench player
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[18:09] <&Proteus> just makes me mad when bad ppl talk smack to me lol
[18:09] <&Proteus> i wish they werent hiding behind a computer
[18:09] <&Proteus> i would punch them out lol
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[04:05] <&Proteus> if i win this age ill call myself the cow king
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[20:39] <Proteus> i run the cow charts
[20:39] <Proteus> i am proteus
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[08:37] <&Proteus2> uesfeuiaojfsk
[08:37] <&Proteus2> wefgw3ru h3qw0e9ufohuivb;jewhouibhjw
[08:37] <&Proteus2> man just f***ing attacked my gf in bed
[08:37] <&Proteus2> i got in touch wiht my anmal instincts
[08:37] <&Proteus2> i f***in went fierce
[08:39] <&Proteus2> I AM A F***ING ANIMAL IN BED
[08:39] <&Proteus2> F**K
[08:39] <&Proteus2> MAN I STILL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY
[08:39] <&Proteus2> SHE IS PASSED OUT
[08:39] <&Proteus2> I NEED TO RAVAGE SOMEONE
Pay attention, the next person that breaks the forum rules gets a ban.
You are responsible for what you post, i don't care if they are irc logs of someone else. Do not post content that violates the forum rules.
lol @ proteus
Must not have been that great in bed since she dumped his ass last age, lol.
he played with his gf like he plays his cow.
With help?
Daaaaaaaammmmnnnn!
No more like selling her friends so he can tap the girl of his dreams and still lose everything.
What is price on book and where i can order it?Quote:
Originally Posted by baka
It's your lucky day Elit!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Elitbg
You can find his book here!
proteus wrote the book on cowing, here's the cover image;
http://img1.zoodump.com/st/thumbs/t/9718.jpg
KasperskyQuote:
Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
Internet Security 2012
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Reason: malicious link
it a cg pic of a dude humping a cow ... nothing special
You guys are so mean.
Best thread this month guys.
at least hes good looking, right
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:22:41] <Proteus> im actually good looking and not a nerd
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:15] <Realest> lol
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:22] <Realest> well, everyone is brad pitt on the interwebs :)
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:48] <Proteus> http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3542365_n.jpg
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:49] <Proteus> right side
[Wed 17:34:41] <Proteus> im the best
[Wed 17:34:46] <Proteus> im the bestcow player atm
[Wed 17:34:48] <phiwha> no, you're really not
[Wed 17:34:57] <phiwha> :p
[Wed 17:35:04] <Proteus> i am
[Wed 17:35:06] <Proteus> im better than you :P
[Wed 17:35:13] <Proteus> i dominated last age
[Wed 17:35:17] <phiwha> listen kid, I have 10 rings
[Wed 17:35:18] <Proteus> and had 3k pool less than everyone
[Wed 17:35:23] <Proteus> dude thats a joke
[Wed 17:35:29] <Proteus> no one counts that stuff
[Wed 17:36:02] <phiwha> how many wins crown wins do you have?
[Wed 17:36:03] <Proteus> cause that doesnt account for people who didnt play for that long, or for people who let others cow but do the behind the scenese stuff
[Wed 17:36:12] <Proteus> im 1 for 1
[Wed 17:36:15] <phiwha> I almost never cowed
[Wed 17:36:21] <Proteus> the first age i cowed i won
[Wed 17:36:29] <Proteus> before that i never even bothered with cowing
[Wed 17:36:35] <Proteus> cause i wated to sleep
[Wed 17:36:50] <Proteus> but i was always way better than people
[Wed 17:37:15] <Proteus> and one age i said im gonna cow and im gonna win and i did it
[Wed 17:38:32] <Proteus> everytime i kill i always end up with the best prov
[Wed 17:38:51] <Proteus> i dont even do anything for it, it just ends up happening lol
[Wed 17:39:04] <Proteus> utimes is actually writing an article about me because of how good i am :P
[Wed 17:39:50] <phiwha> lol, I guess you win then, cant compete with THAT
[Wed 17:39:59] <Proteus> you should let me cow though
[Wed 17:40:04] <Proteus> if i dont win ill owe u $
[Wed 17:40:20] <Proteus> winning in this kd is guaranteed
[Wed 17:40:31] <Proteus> i won out of a brand new kd last age
[Wed 17:40:44] <Proteus> that had a crap relationship with abs
[Wed 17:40:59] <Proteus> and i used killers and all other cows didnt and had 3k more pool
[Wed 17:41:24] <Proteus> thats how much of a boss i am
that's pretty BAUSS
11 as of July 2011.Quote:
Originally Posted by Realest
<unnamed female player in one of my old kingdoms> Proteus is hot!Quote:
Originally Posted by Realest
proteus looks like he went to regis high school in nyc.
odd ... everyone that go there is white ... that doesn't explain it ...
dark azn is familiar with the school. and ill have you know there were not one but TWO black kids in my class. lol
It looks like he's wearing makeup in that picture.
Stick with youtube.
CGG cause he attacks with elf lords!
LoL, this thread is gold. Honestly Proteus, u a nerd tho.
5 minutes of sub par pounding?
[16:07] <&Proteus> im like lebron and aos is a bench player
lol cracked me up . idk proteus or his gf , but what u guys r saying is pretty jokes . lol
@ palem , yea lol what a fag wearing makeup
proteus is probably the worst cow a kd can have. Didn't he let sanc farm his kd to take the prov crown?
Anyone can explore with a KD behind him...