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2nd - 3
3rd - 1
forums.utopia-game.com/showthread.php?622830-Simians-Vs-Sanc-HoH-or-Rage
What do I win?
Long time ago, when genesis stil existed, I was playing a DE in a 5 prov KD. We were doing quite well being in all top 10 charts between all 10 prov KDs.
DE at that time had defensive leets and no rune cost. I was playing as A/M and at the moment of my biggest utopia blunder I was about 6k acres.
We were in war and doing well (5vs7). My army returned from the battlefield so it was time to send out again.
I took all intel, calced off to send, went to war room, put in the numbers and attacked. Then I went to bed...
When I woke up the next morning, I found my prov being 500 acres. I was quadtapped by all their provs.
While I was close to UB, this was rather surprising. Also because I didn't get a single op in (NM would've worked since I was an A/M doing the NMs on them and NS would be hard for them with my tpa+WT+honor).
When I looked at my SoM I understood what went wrong. Instead of putting all my ospecs on horses, I accidently "put" them all on leets >.<
Since that moment I double or even triple check before sending out :p
Can't back this with documents, but this is how it went: warring in ghetto, my chained province was directing 3 attacks out. In war forum the enemy asked how I was able to do that(?) I didn't understand the context of the question. My chancellor steps in and brags I have enough offense to use my generals. Enemy replies " so that's why you have more than one general!" - our close war became a lopsided disaster.
Lol I did that too. I did realise at the time tho and someone gave me ****. I told them I was still more valuable to the KD than he was /rage. Was on WoL too hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Red
we had a guy do this in our simians war with his human elites. They didn't notice thank god. but he had like 10 dpa for quite a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lestat
Funny. We actually had someone do the same last war (not all of his leets tho) they also didn't notice.
I explored 10k acres without napping rage (they offered it multiple times earlier in age but i rejected it for various reasons).
saD.
Good work moderatorQuote:
Originally Posted by Palem
I thought Shockwave and Ganjah were good players and recruited them into my kingdom. I have flushed more useful things down the toilet than those 2. Hands down the worst decision of my career.
I vote for Palem!Quote:
Originally Posted by Palem
Did u miss something flutterby. This is getting costly for your boyfriend and it will be costly for you the day you come back to the game. I pity whatever KD that might be next.Quote:
Originally Posted by flutterby
One of my KD mates managed to do a 4xfail (in war) about 30 ages ago. I think he also got fogged on 1 or 2 armies (but not all).
this --> youtube.com/watch?v=4y4j4f4qhqM - cant post full address since havent gotten to 10 post yet. but its the bejbom bounce when he was only one to be able to break cow
I think this one tops thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=...ture=endscreen
What happened afterwards? :D Did they farm Seasons and win age? :D
Apparently I did, your negotiations with him are just that. They have nothing to do with me. I was not included, I did not agree. I do not play. So good luck making me care. The days of you being able to tell me what to do ended the day I left your kingdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anri
But... enjoy the rest of your age, your wedding and all that stuff.
He asked for blunders and that was a huge one. It's ok, I make mistakes too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anri
i deleted my acc :)
http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...ms-versus-Fury
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> January 24 of YR9 We are the scream of Dreams invaded and pillaged Mr Snuggles of Fury
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> WHAT
01[13:04] <@Godly> !som snuggles for money
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> the ****
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> no
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> seriously
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> WTF?
[13:04] <@Burner2> crap
[13:04] <@Burner2> Your forces arrive at Mr Snuggles of Fury: Our army has emerged victorious on the battlefield! Your army looted 291,151 gold coins, 75,834 bushels and 22,092 runes!
[13:04] <@Burner2> We lost 756 Drakes in this battle.
[13:04] <@Burner2> We killed about 425 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 436 additional troops in our Dungeons.
[13:04] <@Burner2> Our forces will be available again in 7.53 days (on February 7 of YR9).
[13:04] <%JULYZERG> 07Army added for 04Burner07, returns in 127h, 31m, 47s
[13:04] <&CelloGone> wtf?
[13:04] <@octobrev> LOL
[13:04] <@octobrev> WHAT
[13:04] <&CelloGone> you plundered?
[13:04] <@redtalun> rofl
[13:04] <@redtalun> lulzzzzz
[13:04] <&CelloGone> wow....
[13:04] <@Burner2> charmey said snuggles in pm so I had set army page for that and didn't check name on sot :/?
[13:04] <@octobrev> please tell me you have a video explaining how you did that
[13:04] <@redtalun> YOU TAKE THOSE RUNES
[13:05] <@redtalun> :P
[13:05] <@Burner2> so I assumed mr snuggles :X
01[13:05] <@Godly> whats the sned
[13:05] <@redtalun> lolllllll
01[13:05] <@Godly> is his def 268 or is that the send
[13:05] <&CelloGone> goddamnit
[13:05] <&CelloGone> wrong target AND wrong attack...
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:15] <charmeyGoBLUE> 1x snuggles for money with 2 gens
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:20] <charmeyGoBLUE> and then report back
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:25] <Burner2> for money???
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:41] <charmeyGoBLUE> what?
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:56:17] <Burner2> unexpected
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> i said 4money
[13:05] <@redtalun> lol
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> i said 4snuggles for money
01[13:05] <@Godly> ...
[13:05] <&TheMango> LOOOL
[13:05] <@octobrev> HAHAHAHHA
01[13:05] <@Godly> LOL
[13:05] <@redtalun> lol charmey giving out bad intel again
[13:05] <@redtalun> LOL
03[13:05] * redtalun was kicked by charmeyGoBLUE (ahhchoooooo)
03[13:05] * charmeyGoBLUE sets mode: +b *!*@uto-94D5F5DD.mibbit.com
[13:06] <@Burner2> hadn't noiticed there was a prov with that name so I thought charmey meant plunder snuggles -_-
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
[13:07] <&CelloGone> why would you plunder in war? :P
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
03[13:07] * CelloGone sets mode: -b *!*@uto-94D5F5DD.mibbit.com
[13:08] <@redtalun> lol
[13:08] <@redtalun> theyre all snugglicious!
I've made many blunders over the years. 2 noteworthy, I suppose. The first was pretty standard. My first time playing a gnome, I full on suicided. I was very new to the game and so... I never did it again.
My biggest though was when I played both WoL and Genesis. I was defecting my prov in Genesis, hoping to land in a better kd. The move went smoothly. Until I looked on the next tab over and realized I had defected my WoL prov. I got it moved back, minus 15% of everything. I cried and laughed for 24 hrs while I waited and couldn't even look at my province while it was in a 'strange home' . That was a very costly blunder. After that I stopped playing Genesis and don't even send aid anymore without triple checking what I'm doing.
Jesus Christ, I feel like I've been rick rolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by brickwolfman
I think you topped anything that could ever be posted though.
Age 48. When verm (bank of Insolence) broke CF with flogger (bank of pulse) and TM'd twice instead of TMing once and plundering. Had he plundered, flogger would have had 200mil less to train up and never would have broken him without bounces.
The server most likely would have gb'd verm, but it would have been harder.
I can edit this later with logs from back then, but they're on my other computer.
Effe was playing cow one age and picked sage instead of merchant when sages sucked.
Hatte once plundered a province with 0 gc 0 food and 0 runes.
pro DoA nsing:
[12:19:30] <Merlin-> who to NS?
[12:19:35] <Merlin-> bejbom?
[12:19:42] <Bejbom> The Monarch
[12:19:45] <dev> The Monarch.. the PROV not the King
[12:19:49] <Merlin-> ya
[12:28:43] <Selecta> NS-target?
[12:28:53] <Merlin-> NS the guy who is there monarch
[12:28:53] <Merlin-> fast
[12:28:54] <Merlin-> plz
[12:29:23] * dev slaps Merlin- around a bit with the habb
[12:29:23] * Bejbom sighs
[12:29:40] <Merlin-> wtf
[12:29:44] <Merlin-> i ns:ed wrong guy
and there is so much more...
<selecta> get hatte fastQuote:
Originally Posted by Shai
<Hells_Angel> Money: 0gc (14,689gc daily income)
<Hells_Angel> Food: 0 bushels (province is starving!)
<Hells_Angel> Runes: 0 runes
<Hells_Angel> awsome plunder!
<selecta> he's their monarch
<Alexa> its cyber!!
<Hatte> Your forces arrive at Capo Bastone Patel (#:##), and battle begins quickly...
<Hatte> Your army marches onto the enemy's lands and crushes their resistance!
<Hatte> Your army looted 0gc, 0 bushels of food, and 0 runes!
<Hatte> We lost 28 Harpies in this battle. Our forces will be again available on January 9th, YR4.
<Hatte> We killed about 0 enemy troops.
<Alexa> nubs
<Hells_Angel> lol?
<Hatte> lol
<Alexa> rofl
[05:23] <SlamminSteve> You have retrained 3370 Axemen into the general soldiers.
[05:23] <Deana> omg
[05:23] <Deana> SlamminSteve
[05:23] <Deana> you didn't do that really did you
[05:23] <Deana> you send the specs
[05:23] <Deana> don't turn them into soldiers
[05:23] <Deana> SlamminSteve don't send those soldiers
[05:23] <SlamminSteve> You send out 3370 troops to fight the dragon. All are lost in the fight, but the dragon is weakened by 3370 points.
[05:24] <Deana> :(
[05:24] * Deana cries
[05:24] <SlamminSteve> We estimate him to have 79,435 points of strength left.
[15:48] <goodz> occcccccto
[15:48] <goodz> come replace my 4 ****ty players with yourself and 3 friends
01[18:57] <octobrev> gift me power
01[18:57] <octobrev> and we can talk
[19:10] <goodz> you can have partial power
[19:10] <goodz> the best kind
01[19:10] <octobrev> who would have the rest of it?
[19:11] <goodz> me of course
01[19:11] <octobrev> they gave mercy to you?
[19:11] <goodz> yes
[19:11] <goodz> im still pondering the new name
Bonus points please
I loledQuote:
Originally Posted by Deana
So I'm trying to help this kd mate of mine when being chained. Goes something like this:
Me: Current pop? Max pop?
Noob: total pop: 19500, max pop: 16000
Me: Okay, release 1200 skeletons.
Noob: done
Me: Current pop / Max pop?
Noob: total pop: 19500, max pop 16000
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So what do you think he done?
Didn't aid the soldiers out?
No, he released them alright. Skeletons to soldiers, then to peysants. That's how he got rid of the solds.
I approve:
Current 1st:
Current 2nd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
I recall a player once sent us a screenshot to show off his cool ascii background. Unfortunately he left an internet browser tab open but minimized with "tranny porn" written in it. It didn't have any real impact on the game but it was a massive blunder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deana
that is too funny, by far the best so farQuote:
Originally Posted by brickwolfman
We dun see it as blunder. We saw it as if three kds was forced to train up. That they would double us n play unfair came with it. Just shows the world who they are. Serving multiply kds notice or ending cfs is nothing strange about. Abs want it that way. They negotiated as a group when cf deal ends. Then they should expect all cant run 30% draft. I will never feel its a blunder or a misstake to challenge absalom in smart ways. They choose to double to win. Its what normaly happens when they win ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Palem
Quote:
Originally Posted by goodz
Would that have been tranq updating his profile ?
And my own personal experience playing utopia biggest blunder would be Killing Fields (22 wars and 20 wins in one age) declaring on my ghetto and getting the fright of their lives
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
Age 51 Dreams. Was that necessary sir?
And Burner has more crowns than most of Utopia.
This should replace #2 because it happened to a leader in a better kingdom:
[22:45] <&flogger> ok, so para and hint are going to send 28k, stevie sends 20k, sm0 sends 20k, I'll send rest
[22:45] <&flogger> lets do this right now
[22:46] <&Stevie> ok
[22:46] <&Paragon> on it
[22:46] <&Stevie> doing
[22:46] <&Stevie> ****
[22:46] <&Stevie> i done something stupid
[22:46] <&flogger> it doesn't
[22:46] <&Stevie> i released them
[22:46] <&Paragon> -.-
01[22:46] <@Godly> omfg
01[22:46] <@Godly> lol
[22:46] <&Paragon> this is not funny
[22:46] <&flogger> you released the dspecs instead of sending them to the dragon?
[22:46] <&Stevie> yes...
01[22:47] <@Godly> =\
06[22:47] * &Paragon kicks himself
[22:47] <sm0ntaan> asd
[22:47] <&Stevie> sorry..
[22:47] <&Paragon> why did i go first :(
[22:47] <&flogger> lol
Psychward v EJ
My main prov is a fae, im sitting an attacker. 3am, half asleep I need to hit. Click sit, get intel, know how much to send, set war room. For a split second I wonder why I can only send one gen but doesnt really seem to bother me, hell I`ll just send more elites. Make the hit, successful job done
Realise... Somewhere in the process, I reverted to my own province and made the hit from my fae, leaving it completely unsafe.
There started the most stressful 12 hrs of my utopian life, desperately waiting for my armies to come home and wishing I had a horn to call my armies back ****** style.
My fae never got hit, to this day I wonder if it is because they never noticed the faery had sent out or just didnt bother :)
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by godly
anyone got the log of wannes setting himself as sitter of his own province? That was pretty epic and could certainly be worth some points!
Bishop im looking at you?