PewPew Simians Pyro Threesome

[Elldallan]

142-43 = 99.
4121+1653 = 5774

Thanks for the xmas gifts Simians! 99 hits and -5774 acres :D

Brings us in perfect range for Legacy to declare us with a much better current kingdom set up..

-cJ

Yeah it's hilarious how Simians seems to want to claim that they have the moral high ground here and that they're all completely innocent and can do no wrong.

[TitusAN]

We wont declare , we are scared of Pyrro and their friends , we want peace and quiet and to be left alone so we can continiue doing our ghetto thing.
We hope Pyrro offers CF so we can get over it and move on , we will double hostile some much smaller kingdom so thay can't hit back , that's our style of play and we're proud of it.
Make love not war.
Elit is a kind and honest , revered monarch of the best kingdom in Utopian history ever.
Anri is French and reads Fleurs du mal in bed before falling asleep.
I'm a black 280 pound women from Jamaica.
All above is true.

[Soul_Hunter]

You are a women?

[Abscond]

You are a women?

She are 280 pounds. She are double, hence women.

[Anri]

Yeah it's hilarious how Simians seems to want to claim that they have the moral high ground here and that they're all completely innocent and can do no wrong.

We all ready admited that it was wrong. We also will return acres to Pyromaniacs and we apologized to them in behalf of everyone in Simians.

Ppl like you have made up your mind before you come here and care to know the details.

My apologize and our cease fire and promise to return Pyros acres is right here.

AMA does however seem ignorant and want everything for free, always

[guard14n]

Naah we just wanna waararar with the monkey kd :)

[Abscond]

Why don't Simians just war AMA. It's even 1vs1 fight. Everyone starts at 400 acres. It's not like AMA is going to farm out 15k acres off Simians and end up 40+k acres after WW. Warrrrrrrrrrr
Anri, press press press.

[Anri]

Naah we just wanna waararar with the monkey kd :)

No you want free acres meanwhile staying in protection of this hostile.

We will send CF, we will be in fort stance and we will by the time we have full protection not retal at all. There will not be a war.
I consider the rules that worked for this game for so many ages still works.

That no KD should be able to claim another kd for 30% land or for 5 free waves just because they find themselfs in lesser strength.
My god this 150 meter rule is so bad. We might just been able to fight AMA in hostile for a very long time and then end up taking them to war.

Bishop............. sigh

[Proteus]

No you want free acres meanwhile staying in protection of this hostile.

We will send CF, we will be in fort stance and we will by the time we have full protection not retal at all. There will not be a war.
I consider the rules that worked for this game for so many ages still works.

That no KD should be able to claim another kd for 30% land or for 5 free waves just because they find themselfs in lesser strength.
My god this 150 meter rule is so bad. We might just been able to fight AMA in hostile for a very long time and then end up taking them to war.

Bishop............. sigh

You weren't hostile with Pyro when we waved you as you double hostiled them. Pyro was hitting Legacy at this time . Simians is in full hostile with AMA as they retal us only and cf others. You cant just say "hostile is over" from your end and do nothing, hostile is over when both kingdoms make and AGREE to ceasefire or when they war and get automatic EOW CF. Doing anything else is just stupid and will lead to you further damaging your kingdom. In case you haven't noticed these shenanigans never work in past, experience shows only proper way to end hostile is with 2 sided cf or war and then eow cf. Everyone who try to do stupid **** like run from other kds by waving others, send fake cf, etc. always end up paying for it and having it backfire....

When you get waved you end conflict by making reasonable cf offer or warring. Asking for acres back if a joke, simians was open target when AMA waved...why would we give you acres back? You cant double team pyro and claim immunity from hostile and ask for acres back because you are busy doubling someone, this isnt a ghetto like bio is it?

[Abscond]

We want war. This is even fight 1vs1. Pyro is CFed already. What is Simians waiting for? A miracle wave from their "allies"? Not gonna happen. Just war them and be the end of it. Better to die losing than die running. Either way you end up dying, at least you man up.

[Abscond]

AMA is right to police Simians. Simians bend the rules. Just war them Simians and learn and move forward.

[Cello]

Abscond changes his mind more often than Anri changes his excuses as to why he won't war :P

April 1 of YR1 We have rejected a ceasefire offer from Simians no war no host (SIM:IANS).

You can't instantly claim no hostile after meter is almost maxed, Anri. And why is it wrong for us to keep hitting you for acres when you did the exact same thing vs. Strippers a few ages ago? Simians: the biggest hypocrits and biggest laughing stock in utopian history!

[Anri]

No we are fort stance, we have sent CF and we tagged no war, no hostile.
They can hit how much they feel like. If this is how game is going to be played, kds gets multiply free waves from others. Sure.

Its not like we could have faught AMA, when Pyro had button on us. Pyro also started to hitting us when AMA hitted us.

There is nothing that gives AMA the right to demand 30% of our acres when were not interested in fighting them in the way they aimed to war us to make it 2 vs 1. If a KD is to be policed it should be made by many KDs.
Also when the conflict ends, when its been policed. Which in this case we apologized to pyro and agree to a CF with a return of the acres, this should mean the conflict is over.

If AMA wants to fight us they could have set a time for it. We offered many different ways to get war in a more then decent timeframe.

There is nothing that gives another KD to right to hit it for multiply free waves when the other kd does not return the hits.

Its just the way utopia always been. 12h rules have applied, 1-2 waves and in extreme cases 3 waves have applied.

We took the damage in 2 vs 1 all ready and AMA should have CF us when we CFed Pyro.
This way we could have sorted out legacy problem for Pyro as well.

All of this should been sorted out by a few KDs, not only AMA because they are greedy like this. If ppl cant see that i see no hope for this game what so ever

[Anri]

Abscond changes his mind more often than Anri changes his excuses as to why he won't war :P

April 1 of YR1 We have rejected a ceasefire offer from Simians no war no host (SIM:IANS).

You can't instantly claim no hostile after meter is almost maxed, Anri. And why is it wrong for us to keep hitting you for acres when you did the exact same thing vs. Strippers a few ages ago? Simians: the biggest hypocrits and biggest laughing stock in utopian history!

what are you talking about? We never done more then 2 free waves on any target in this game, EVER!

You are the ones that does not want the war. I offered to war you guys in 4 days from now.
You only want war cause you are the only KD that did not get 2 vs 1 treatment here.

[Soul_Hunter]

Lol. Make 5 hits and then claim "we are not hostile". Maybe after 12 hours of no hits you might be considered not hostile :D, not until then though.