Simians diplomacy

[Korp]

Nonetheless I admire your tenacity to hold your ground but a little bit of research goes a long way. KD's like Pulse, BiO and Sleepy were doing what you're trying to advocate for since Age 38 on wards. It was just done with a lot more class and respect.

Thihi saying Sleepy had class and respect :) The one good thing about Sleepy was that they did their own thing, didnt give a ... what everyone else thought about it.

And as much as I dislike Anri, you have to admit that he's really a man of his words...

He didnt destroy my kd as promised :( He has more rage hizzy fits than anything.

If you want a war wave us and give us the button so you cant hide , nr 2 if not we take it next age when we in range from you not to hide behind smal NW and kd nw.

Or you know, you can give them the button and they can declare...

and you don't get to tell anyone what to do here. So don't do it again

Neither can you, your role in here is to make sure we follow the rules not to dictate how others should behave :)

[Korp]

Oh and since nobody mentioned it, its beautiful to watch the Troll King Anri in action!

[DHaran]

Neither can you, your role in here is to make sure we follow the rules not to dictate how others should behave :)

Of course I can tell someone what to do if they step out of line.

[citadela01]

I think the funniest part of this whole thing is that the smaller kingdoms don't like it when the larger kingdoms sit on GC stocks and pump science, when in fact the larger kingdoms sitting on GC stocks and pumping science is the best thing for the smaller kingdoms.

Larger kingdoms do that to gain an advantage over other larger kingdoms. If larger kingdoms can't pump science they have to train up instead. Once they do that, then the larger kingdoms will still ceasefire eachother but to gain an advantage over eachother all the larger kingdoms would be racing to see who could bottomfeed get in wars with people 50% their size the fastest.

The fact that the larger kingdoms are pumping science is the reason you aren't getting hit. Take that away and you'd get bottomfed constantly.

I dont know where you got that impression, small KD's like biggies to stack gc and I am sure cats apreciate it too, like you said we dont get botomfeed and can nab a few mil's gc here and there when in dire need, stealin from top has nothing to do with it not liking them having stashes

Its simple math, why waste 50% stealth to find halfdecent gc target in mid tier and than drain all your stealth for measily gains when you can easily find great gc targets in top KD's and get few 00's k per op ? Normally its not worth to poke a bear but when you need money fast its place to look for it.
Ofc you gota be reasonable about it, personaly ie I only do few ops on one target in a KD and move on, I may soak up trad occasionally over it but overall its worth it.

But in this particular situation apes are rly overreacting, and as much as cats oughta know not to get into situations like these same goes for simians, theres nothing to gain for them here and is sure big deterrance in their proclaimed goal of warring top kd's. I'd expect they learned their lesson last age with trollfags ... guess not.

But whatever ... rest of the server gets another drama to follow on so its all for the best =)

[gosuness]

Why isnt this thread listed under news?
It should be. I would have missed out on all this fun if i hadnt started clicking on forums to search for something.....

[Mary Lennox]

[...]I'd expect they learned their lesson last age with trollfags ... guess not.[...]

I wasn't around last age. Can anyone fill me in or point to an old thread that discusses it?

[Anri]

Learnt what lesson?

We removed 15k acres from Trollfags. It costed us 10 days + of constant MS+NS.

Cats should stop talking so much about how they want war when they cant provide Simians with a button to declare them. Were waiting... *yawn*

[Korp]

Cats should stop talking so much about how they want war when they cant provide Simians with a button to declare them. Were waiting... *yawn*

While Simians being too scared to give Cats the button, mighty warring kd indeed!

[Anri]

Korp, they want war. When Simians give them button they can retal-war us for 2 weeks if they want with all advantages on their side.
It does not work like that. Thats how this KD plays and its the only reason t10 have not hit them yet or made them pay for their thefts on us.
This is the entire reason to why we said we raze into war or they can come war us. Several people from Cats is saying they want to war us.
Since they speak about it why are they not giving us the button when they know Simians is unable to do it? I seen them say they will war us if we give them button but there is no gurantee to that. That Simians will war is guaranteed, we will not play around in a retal conflict. We will war straight up and settle this ****.
There is a huge difference here Korp. Dont mock us when both you and me know we will not hesitate to war this KD or any other KD for that matter.
The only thing we wont do is end up in a never ending hostile situation like vs Trollfags but much worse since this KD can really gain acres on us in such an conflict.
This need to be war, they need to give us button. Its a joke that they say they want war. Simians had war for 30 days this age. They are not really trying to get war. They pump to much, they dont put themselfs out there and they dont dare to give any KDs that really can give them a good match the button. They are pussycats.

[Snega]

Korp, they want war. When Simians give them button they can retal-war us for 2 weeks if they want with all advantages on their side.
It does not work like that. Thats how this KD plays and its the only reason t10 have not hit them yet or made them pay for their thefts on us.
This is the entire reason to why we said we raze into war or they can come war us. Several people from Cats is saying they want to war us.
Since they speak about it why are they not giving us the button when they know Simians is unable to do it? I seen them say they will war us if we give them button but there is no gurantee to that. That Simians will war is guaranteed, we will not play around in a retal conflict. We will war straight up and settle this ****.
There is a huge difference here Korp. Dont mock us when both you and me know we will not hesitate to war this KD or any other KD for that matter.
The only thing we wont do is end up in a never ending hostile situation like vs Trollfags but much worse since this KD can really gain acres on us in such an conflict.
This need to be war, they need to give us button. Its a joke that they say they want war. Simians had war for 30 days this age. They are not really trying to get war. They pump to much, they dont put themselfs out there and they dont dare to give any KDs that really can give them a good match the button. They are pussycats.

Maybe Silly Pink Ghetto Cats needs 2 weeks to prepare for war? A top player like you should know all about it.

While that happens the rule is that none can touch their gc, right? (Im trying to lern from the best)

[Korp]

Korp, they want war. When Simians give them button they can retal-war us for 2 weeks if they want with all advantages on their side.

Elurin already stated that he would war you.

It does not work like that. Thats how this KD plays and its the only reason t10 have not hit them yet or made them pay for their thefts on us.

Big bad warring kd afraid of a ghetto of cats :)

Since they speak about it why are they not giving us the button when they know Simians is unable to do it? I seen them say they will war us if we give them button but there is no gurantee to that. That Simians will war is guaranteed,

Unable? Just attack them, seems simple enough to me. You obviously only want to war on your own terms, not any guaranteed war, stop being such a bunch of cowards instead and give them the button.

There is a huge difference here Korp. Dont mock us when both you and me know we will not hesitate to war this KD or any other KD for that matter.

Yet you are not giving them the button if that isnt hesitating then I dont know what is. But I guess you are too afraid that you would lose :)

[DHaran]

I already offered an easy solution. If Cats are serious about warring Simians, make it a public agreement with Simians. Simians gives Cats the button and they can declare. If Cats breaks agreement by not declaring, everyone will know. Dealbreaks are much more GB worthy than gc stealing.

[Anri]

We been in war for 26 days prior to this and not been OOW for a long time. We cant enter a relation where people can cast MS and NS us freely without us being able to hit them for gains while they can hit us back for wicked gains and just keep opsing us while we cant ops back effectively.

They need to set a time for war with us if they really want war or they need to give us that button so we can declare them.
They are saying they will declare us if we give them button but they never said WHEN they will declare if we give them button. Simians are no cowards Korp. We go into conflict with anyone on this server.

Snega, most people dont ask such questions because they know the answer to it. In most situations at the top there is a notice deal, Nap, CF, Range deal and what not that prevents people from stealing/attacking them. This is not the case here. Cats are sitting on high nwpa and is complaining about not getting wars. If they want time to prepare then it only favours Simians since we had several provs chained down to 200-500 acres by Sanctuary and just barely had the time to put them back above 1k+ acres. If they want time they will get time. As long as they agree to war and not retal war. If they want retal war nothing will happen. We will just wait til the perfect time to make them bleed. This age, next age or any future age. They cant avoid us forever.

[Anri]

I already offered an easy solution. If Cats are serious about warring Simians, make it a public agreement with Simians. Simians gives Cats the button and they can declare. If Cats breaks agreement by not declaring, everyone will know. Dealbreaks are much more GB worthy than gc stealing.

I agree to this if they come and talk about a good time to war. The server can easy police this matter. If they dealbreak im sure other KDs can kill them.
I all ready think that if KLA had still been around this KD had been gangbanged a long time ago for thier actions into others conflicts. What kind of punishment they would have received is hard to say but i think they would have received a punishment. Now KDs have to deal these punishments alone. KLA should rise again!

Ohhh well.. Cats, tell us a time and a place and honor the deal?

[Andre]

I just shake my head knowing I'm right and it's laid out right in front of my eyes on how some people act and what they say. Shame on those figures who lead by example. ;)

Nothing wrong with Simians diplomacy except for one thing... Anri knows it ain't him.