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[shotgun]

i got 2 suggestion about cf/attacking other wars.
1. when cf`d you will be promoted an option till when you cant end the cf..
2. any kd/player attacking into other wars will suffer an x% increased gains and losses when he is attacked for a certain time., alo this will be reported to all the KD`s in utopia threw news..
like..
asd from (:) has commited a crime against the lords of the game, and now suffers A,B,C...
somethink like that :D

[Anri]

i got 2 suggestion about cf/attacking other wars.
1. when cf`d you will be promoted an option till when you cant end the cf..
2. any kd/player attacking into other wars will suffer an x% increased gains and losses when he is attacked for a certain time., alo this will be reported to all the KD`s in utopia threw news..
like..
asd from (:) has commited a crime against the lords of the game, and now suffers A,B,C...
somethink like that :D

A rather interesting idea and feels pretty fresh. Thinking outside of the box are we? :)

CF deals are easy to fix. Just make them binding ingame and make sure monarchs have an option for how long they last and for how long notice last. When both KDs agree on agreement they are binding til CF expire or notice is given. Let people choose YR and notice time. Must be very easy to fix this.

Thats the easy part. I have no fixes for the randomness in spells and all the range issues. All i know is they need fixing both for ops and attacks.

[NoseBlood]

i have fix, dont make deals if you cant keep them.

[Lemans]

Well hopefully we help the game by:

1) A show-case yet again of how banks destroy the game. Explore pool, dice, range effect on ops and gains.
2) How bad the CF system works when treatys can be broken. It takes only a simple fix for this.
3) How hits into wars can be stopped by either stopping it fully or by offering more protection or some other fix
4) Possible change how raze works
5) Possible fix how reset seems to give bonuses from previous race
6) Talks about when GB is legit and to what level the game should police the server
7) Fixed by Bishop and was reported by Simians: How extra generals could be used at WD 8/8 gens since armies returned asap.
8) Randomness in spells (See LL and FB vs Csarmi and Nick_Mi) Its broken somehow imo and needs to be fixed overall.
9) The taunt bugg: Fixed by Bishop and was reported by Simians.

We all are a part of making the game better.

Last couple of ages we put ourselfs in rather difficult situations and they will be used in the future not only by Simians and every age there can be changes that has effect on the game mechanics itself. I have way more stuff that we been a part of. In the end, we make this a better place.

You can argue all you want but its the truth and you are part of it Mr TyCooN

EDIT: We are not destroying the game. We help build the game. Breaking the laws can be fun sometimes and most certainly good for the game.
Simians trained and helped nubs to aquire some kind of skills since for as long as i can remember. The game would not be a better place with one more KD dead/disbanded.

Keep having fun all

EDIT #2: I dont think Csarmi should quit. I have myself been farmed into war when i played bank. This was from the start of war just cause of CF deal expired. We been gangbanged more then one time and i personally been PKed 3 times in my history of utopia. My kd and many of my players been thru hell and back. There is no reason to quit the game over things. Stop whining and start over.

Translation :

Well hopefully we help the game by:

1) We don't really understanding how to bank. We are completely clueless to effects of pool and dicing, once Anri shouted 'DON'T DICE YOU IDIOTS, YOU'RE LANDLUSTING CALLE AND HELLRAZOR'S ACRES YOU FOOLS!!"
2) We can't find the CF button. We suggest the CF button covers 3/4 of the throne page.(It's a simple fix for us)
3) We don't like how ppl hit into our war. We suggest that hits into our war be stopped fully but allow us to hit into other's war.
4) Possible change how intra raze works, we suggest intra raze takes all the acres and immediately kill the province.
5) Possible fix how reset seems to give bonuses from previous race <--- no really, Anri really believes after a reset, an orc can grow avian wings and fly.
6) Talks about when GB is not legit when done to us just coz we can't find the offer cf button and also the game should be policed by us, simians.
7) Not fixed by Bishop and was not reported by Simians : We think csarmi was farming illegally, as we are the utopia police, we hit into csarmi's illegal-farming war ASAP
8) Randomness in spells (Anri notice that Meteor shower stacks and do proportional damage to the number of times cast)
9) The taunt bugg: made our taunt banner looks like crap, told bishop about it, he fixed it so that it can now accept MS-paint banners from hellrazor.

We are the game. Period.

Without us simians, Utopia will crumble and fall into ruins.

You can argue all you want but its the truth and you all are part of it Utopians.

EDIT: We are not destroying the game. We are breaking the game . Breaking the laws is what we do best, and we'll continue to hit into war, break cf deal, and hit you if we even smell that you're farming, and no, snatch news are unreliable and so is war summary, only what simians opinion matters (notice we use 'imo' allow to justify our actions)
Simians trained and helped you nubs to aquire some kind of skills since for as long as i can remember (age 4). This game owe us big time and so is the rest of you, we want truck load of bananas and bull**** send to us as token of appreciation.

Keep having fun all at our expense.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmsku/

[Anri]

i have fix, dont make deals if you cant keep them.

Heres another fix, why use CF and play by absaloms rules at all?

[goodz]

Heres another fix, why use CF and play by absaloms rules at all?

communities rules not absaloms :D

No one was more annoyed then me. I am not in absalom... I just don't like deal breaking and hitting into wars when it effects charts.

[Lemans]

Heres another fix, why use CF and play by absaloms rules at all?

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmsv2/

[NoseBlood]

Heres another fix, why use CF and play by absaloms rules at all?

i dont, so i dont have any problems with 'abs rules'.

actually, when i have delt with abs in the past about hitting into our hostile or just feeding too much or whatever the reason for me to contact them asking for CF they have actually been kind and resonable. But when simians was pure halfer kd earlier this age we was robbed ~15m gold in our eow CF, and when we asked for CF you told us to give you button or you would just continue to rob all age long, it was your FSU age or whatever your reply was. I can actually understand why ppl dislike simians just by that 1-2 msg from your kingdom.

i dont support any GB or hitting into you wars tho..

[goodz]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmsv2/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmsxx/

[Lemans]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmsxx/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rmt5z/

[Nick_mi]

Its a pretty big difference to suffer hundreds of ops and 1600 hits over a few hits.

I am not having that discussion anymore. We went thru the GB and warred the only one we could.

We have CFed Sanctuary as well without giving in to their demands to CF all parties involved.
Each induvidual KD can speak for itself.

Regarding Karma:

The underlying principle is that karma is the law that brings back the results of actions to the person performing them.
This life is likened to a field in which our karma is the seed. We harvest exactly what we sow; no less, no more.

I think Karma does applied here to a certain amount, after that it became powerplay and pure abuse. If Karma would work its way we have a lot of Karma to use against any KD involved here that took it way to far. We have not seen a punishment and GB as hard as this one in many ages. I dont know what happend to Cats last age and to what degree they got banged up.

We have paid hundreds of hits and ops and way beyond for what we done to any others.

GG to all parties involved. Abusers, powerplayers, banks, apes and trolls.

We keep making game-changing actions towards each other to make it a better game and a better place.

You ruined someones age who probably was going to crown. What did you lose exactly?

Also MrC. The idea that I wanted the raze is ludacris. I want #1. That raze very well could mean the difference between me getting it and not ;/

[TyCooN_KeciK]

i dont, so i dont have any problems with 'abs rules'.

actually, when i have delt with abs in the past about hitting into our hostile or just feeding too much or whatever the reason for me to contact them asking for CF they have actually been kind and resonable. But when simians was pure halfer kd earlier this age we was robbed ~15m gold in our eow CF, and when we asked for CF you told us to give you button or you would just continue to rob all age long, it was your FSU age or whatever your reply was. I can actually understand why ppl dislike simians just by that 1-2 msg from your kingdom.

i dont support any GB or hitting into you wars tho..

Anri, the above quote says it all....Abs has a lot of lame people but i do agree that they probably are way more reasonable compared to simians, look what your reply was to nosebleed's kd? Sums it all about you and your kingdom isnt it?

[Anri]

Anri, the above quote says it all....Abs has a lot of lame people but i do agree that they probably are way more reasonable compared to simians, look what your reply was to nosebleed's kd? Sums it all about you and your kingdom isnt it?

It was prob caused by an induvidual that robbed into EoW CF without us knowing about it.
If he was messaged i am sure that was the normal response.

Current Prov: Lycaon pictus
Nickname: ApOpLeXiA
Race: Halfling/Rogue (No reset)
New Prov Name: Place Im
Last Prov Name: Hellrazor

If you check your mailbox i am pretty sure this was not the respons from me or any other current Simian member. If a prov work alone behind the back of the KD these things can happen.

Best way to sort it out would have been to come directly to me on irc.

Im glad Bishop is making it so that leader can be monarch to avoid confusion but i always prefer people that comes directly to me.
Most that have talked to me in diplomatic errands like that have been offered gc back or another simple solution in form of a CF and an sry.

If you were misstreated and robbed into EoWcf that sucks.

[Anri]

We never robbed into EoWcf
We never hit into war
We never hit into hostile
We never did anything


I like the attitude of everyone in here. Judge yourselfs a bit more and all the players in your KDs.

There is next to no one in here that has not done a dirty move. I dont see them paying for it or getting their KD dragged in the mud 24/7 by the community.

I really like how all say abs is honorable. After all they only hit you. (farmed you) Then was kind enough to offer a CF in exchange of not getting retaliated.

[Anri]

You ruined someones age who probably was going to crown. What did you lose exactly?

Also MrC. The idea that I wanted the raze is ludacris. I want #1. That raze very well could mean the difference between me getting it and not ;/

What we lost exactly?

Do i really need to explain what we lost? How about 160 credits for 4 PKs. How about 25 men demoralized cause they cant beat a weaker opponent in war after the extensive GB.
How about 30k acres and lots of IRL time.

There is a lot of whining in here. I still beleive Csarmi was a farmer and so are you Nick_Mi. Always has been and always will be.