Simians waving into an active hostile

[Pillz]

"and youre trash talking simians but you have several well respected players posting in here telling you you are wrong and defending us... im not naming names you can tell whose trolling and whose stating facts"

1) Nobody from Simains is a "respected player"
2) Every statement made by Anri, Chuck, or yourself has been categorically disproven.

[DHaran]

actually this is false... a flat cf doesnt have any terms.. which means we can break them at anytime

and youre trash talking simians but you have several well respected players posting in here telling you you are wrong and defending us... im not naming names you can tell whose trolling and whose stating facts

the political state of simians has changed over the age... and in doing so, our diplomatic restructure has allowed us to rekindle respect and honor with quite a few kingdoms, and we have made it possible for us to play and not just get jumped for our stupid moves in the past... grudges have been squashed and simians has rebuilt its kingdom to be a dominant warring kingdom next age... we will be successful next age with our new player base and we replaced over 15 members and brought in new experienced/active players... we will NOT take trash talking to our members and swearing at them! we will defend our players and we will always retalliate... ANY KINGDOM will defend their players if they honor the ones they play with! its a code of all military members, that no matter what the situation we follow each other into battles and we will always fight for each other as the man to your left or your right is the means of your survival, working as a unit is where we gain success and we make the weaker stronger and the stronger smarter,..

i will not take anymore badmouthing from you dharan, simians plans for next age will be far different than any recent age and i think alot of kingdoms will respect our goals as we start to approach them eoa.. so legit shut up or take it in the butt like a man, if youre their monarch no wonder why youre a ghetto, a real monarch would want to rebuild their kingdom... like we did we rebuilt it in a matter of 2 weeks

Did anyone else just read this and laugh as hard as I did?

[flutterby]

Did anyone else just read this and laugh as hard as I did?

When ever Matt talks all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher.

http://youtu.be/ss2hULhXf04

[CrazyMatt]

When ever Matt talks all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher.

http://youtu.be/ss2hULhXf04

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[DHaran]

Can't figure out what that was supposed to mean.

EDIT: Ok, it's been translated for me, and while an interesting way of saying it, you're still getting banned.

By the way flutterby, by Simians standards, you now have the right to hit into their conflicts.

[tzar]

You thought this speech was amazing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uad8cYhGfJ4

Or maybe this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKvvOFIHs4k

Powerful stuff, this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdKBPcVGJI

Can you even handle this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg

You mightn't have seen this one before, but it's pretty special http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMk85ZsBh0

In my humble opinion, they're some inspring, powerful speeches. However, I'm sorry, no matter what you think of them, or maybe you have some favourites of your own...
Please, step aside, we have a new king

Take it away, crazymatt

the political state of simians has changed over the age... and in doing so, our diplomatic restructure has allowed us to rekindle respect and honor with quite a few kingdoms, and we have made it possible for us to play and not just get jumped for our stupid moves in the past... grudges have been squashed and simians has rebuilt its kingdom to be a dominant warring kingdom next age... we will be successful next age with our new player base and we replaced over 15 members and brought in new experienced/active players... we will NOT take trash talking to our members and swearing at them! we will defend our players and we will always retalliate... ANY KINGDOM will defend their players if they honor the ones they play with! its a code of all military members, that no matter what the situation we follow each other into battles and we will always fight for each other as the man to your left or your right is the means of your survival, working as a unit is where we gain success and we make the weaker stronger and the stronger smarter,..

[Anri]

lol enough of not daring to hit you talk unless we double hostile.
We "dared" to hit you at the same time we were attacking what was the current #1 KD on the server.
We DARE!

Plus we did not wave into hostile, we did not spread our hits to farm you of any kind and we still have not done anything even remotly close to that. We also offered acres back to the one prov that got hit except for Octobrev that asked to be dropped. HE ASKED TO BE DROPPED.

You guys have real deep and serious issues.

You act as if we are hitting you guys down. We had armies home for like 48h soon without a hit on you guys. We took what Octobrev asked us to take.

If we broke the CF before that does not matter. We could have full waved your KD if we was looking to hurt your KD overall. We aint touching you.

We broke the CF cause you badmouth and bann us, there is no reason to have a flat CF up with any KD like yours that ask for a CF then go say we are a farm and that we are douches and dicks.
What is in it for us to keep a CF with a KD that wants nothing but damage our KD and our rep.

I dont feel we are at dangerous waters like Palem put it. We said we can give acres back and CF for all hits that was not directed at Octobrevs prov (THAT ASKED TO GET HIT DOWN).

There is no need to have a CF or treat this as a double hostile. We offered acres back for the hit.

So much lol in here... I dont know what you are trying to go for.

HoH doubled us earlier this age, they gave back the acres they took. We are giving back the hit that was not into Octobrev, if you say may want it.

With that hit returned we did not double at all. We just broke the flat CF and landdropped Octobrev that asked for us to do just that. I dont know how many times i am going to say that. But it seems you really dont get it.

Just wow...

Edit:

I attempted to solve things. The province of Hammer said no hard feelings.
I attempted to be nice and friendly and give Dharan an EoA cf.

Instead he says he will hit into wars (never hit into a war of thiers or anyone else since Csarmi bank deal, that i still argue was a correct move cause he was farming in war for #1. I know all and most dont think he did but we still do and some others as well). I dont get why there would be hit into wars, i dont know why there would be hits into hostile.

Octo asked for it, he got dropped.
Acres for the other hit been offered to be returned..

No need to post here really cause i am not following what this KD wants at all any longer or what they are trying to say?!

[DHaran]

We took what Octobrev asked us to take.

It's hilarious you keep spitting this BS! How many times do I have to prove this ridiculous statement to be a lie. You broke the CF and hit into our hostile twice, one of which was on octo, a hit he certainly never asked for. This directly interfered with our hostile because octo was trading hits with the big provs in the kingdom we were fighting. Octo then suicided on one of those big provs and allowed you to take the acres, because he no longer had any way of winning vs them alone. You broke the CF and hit him first, then he told you to hit him down because his part in our hostile was basically ruined. JUST STOP LYING.

And I could easily argue that your statement that you wouldn't interfere with our hostile was a term of the CF, since it was stated during our CF talk and agreed to by you in no uncertainty. However, I'm just as satisfied that this happened to prove to the rest of Utopia what a low-level kingdom Simians is.

[American Badass]

Again, what does a no term CF have to do with hitting into a hostile? Once again, absolutely nothing. You started running your mouth, not me. You get all big and bad when you take acres off me when I'm busy with someone else, but you were awful quiet before that. You couldn't even fight us fairly, you had to double us because you were getting beat in a little retal war you started, lol. Tell yourself whatever you want Chuck, you still can't fight the truth.

We were hostile with hoh when your kingdom kept hitting into us... Cry more /thread.

[Pillz]

We were hostile with hoh when your kingdom kept hitting into us... Cry more /thread.

You hit us first. While you were hostile with HoH. Sure we retal'd it. Ffs Anri just said this in plain English:

We "dared" to hit you at the same time we were attacking what was the current #1 KD on the server.
We DARE!

[DHaran]

I give up Steel, they can't even read their own paper, it's apparently too difficult to understand for them. This is unreal, lol.

[Pillz]

The simplest explanation for this entire thing is that every member of our kingdom (the 8 IRC users) have farmed Simians in war or hostile before. This is Anri's sad attempt to exact revenge.

[Realest]

The level of retardation in this thread is unreal.

[Sheister]

now that is just hostile realest. I mean, we are all one big happy community here. Lets all have a group moo.

[Realest]

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