Simians vs Pyros

[Meep]

Why would you expect pyro to fight you at even acres and let their pool be wasted?

[Anri]

Why would you expect pyro to fight you at even acres and let their pool be wasted?

Ohh, we did just not think they would be smart enough to make two more towers.

I know the banks decided outcome of the war here. Pyro came very close to WD by mintime until they might have noticed a way to turn the war in last minute.

Anyway, our CF was very lose also, we had to honor a 48h confirm deal ingame (reconfirm the deal because it was more or less a lose deal), becuase it was the right thing to do. Weather exploring cows or not is the right thing to do the gods can decide. It depends how much of a man you are before you go to war. Either you go to war 100k vs 100k and let the best KD win or you go to war 100k vs 115k and gain as many advantages as there possible is.

Its almost like adding 2 extra guys into a 11 man soccer team.

But okey, the 48h notice that losely was made yr1 and needed to be honored gave them the chance for it.
But they could also have grown only core because they had all ready a bank advantage of 2 twin towers.

But i dont blame them, it will be done towards them also, by us, maybe not this age, but def next one

[NoseBlood]

I know the banks decided outcome of the war here. Pyro came very close to WD by mintime until they might have noticed a way to turn the war in last minute.

Thought they dident know how to use the banks? And did they tell you they were close to WD? :D

[jjofdenmark]

Ohh, we did just not think they would be smart enough to make two more towers.

I know the banks decided outcome of the war here. Pyro came very close to WD by mintime until they might have noticed a way to turn the war in last minute.

Well yes. It was very very close to a mintime WD ........... ehh what?!?

I must however say, that it was completely unfair of us to farther a few more semi goats and furthermore do propro stuff without clearing it with you guys before you send notice.

[Anri]

Thought they dident know how to use the banks? And did they tell you they were close to WD? :D

No comment with respect to privacy

Regarding banks, they cant play them. Does not mean we can take 4 of them down without having 4 banks ourself. ;-)

[Kreinhild]

This is a HOSTILE + WAR summary... Just so everyone doesn't have to do math :)

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 1 of YR6 till February 1 of YR7 - 97 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 486 (103,298 acres)
-- Traditional march: 438 (98,138 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (1,279 acres)
-- Conquest: 31 (3,881 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (5,365 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 129
Total attacks suffered: 606 (100,951 acres)
-- Traditional march: 563 (98,061 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (2,890 acres)
-- Raze: 11 (1,005 acres)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 11 (1.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 158

** The kingdom of Pyro **
Total land exchanged: +2,347 (486/606)
+32,321 An unknown province (118/0)
+3,695 23 keep moving forward (18 [6]/1)
+2,889 02 something you already know (15 [6]/2)
+1,476 10 to your knees (8 [6]/5)
+1,357 03 The world aint (9 [5]/0)
+1,319 08 how tough you are (29 [7]/15)
+755 13 You me or nobody (8 [5]/4)
+590 09 it will beat you (25 [7]/13)
+556 16 But it aint about (9 [3]/0)
+118 25 We did it (19 [5]/20)
+48 05 Its a very mean (23 [7]/30)
-183 01 Let me tell you (9 [2]/1)
-446 07 I dont care (4 [3]/5)
-1,092 06 and nasty place (7 [3]/10)
-1,256 22 you can take and (17 [7]/24)
-1,294 15 hard as life (13 [5]/17)
-1,430 24 Yo Adrian (19 [5]/23)
-1,544 14 is gonna hit as (11 [7]/22)
-2,301 11 and keep you there (19 [5]/29)
-2,824 04 all sunshine and rainbows (10 [5]/30)
-3,894 18 Its about how (19 [5]/96)
-4,812 20 hit and keep moving (26 [6]/65)
-5,341 12 permanently if you let it (2 [2]/13)
-5,350 19 hard you can get (11 [4]/66)
-5,579 17 how hard you hit (17 [5]/59)
-6,436 21 forward how much (21 [8]/56)


** The kingdom of Monkeys **
Total land exchanged: -2,347 (606/486)
+33,037 An unknown province (122/0)
+1,184 Interesting Times (23 [8]/5)
+816 Raistlin (16 [4]/0)
+694 No alarms anymore for me (36 [10]/17)
+584 arghh RORO (14 [5]/0)
+569 Centurian (13 [5]/0)
+512 Friesian (13 [5]/4)
+469 Rosso (16 [4]/0)
+313 Justin Bieber (5 [2]/0)
+142 Dont want to be UnDead (2 [1]/0)
-122 Queen of Blades (19 [6]/12)
-450 LuckyShot (14 [6]/6)
-933 Blood and Sand (23 [7]/24)
-1,167 Woof bloody woof (27 [8]/28)
-1,268 it means no worries (33 [9]/48)
-1,925 Oh No its HIM (27 [10]/61)
-2,022 I eat elves for breakfast (23 [7]/30)
-2,294 Madara Uchiha (29 [9]/33)
-2,363 Chooey (27 [9]/32)
-2,617 Cheese Pie (26 [10]/26)
-2,844 luvulongtime (19 [6]/28)
-3,401 FazeBook (22 [7]/38)
-3,488 Help ME Im defenseless (20 [8]/27)
-3,671 The Mentalist (20 [5]/27)
-4,766 Paul Walker (9 [3]/14)
-6,331 burundukos (8 [4]/26)

[Kreinhild]

For those who don't want to see HOSTILE... here is WAR only.

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 21 of YR6 till February 1 of YR7 - 77 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 483 (102,240 acres)
-- Traditional march: 435 (97,080 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (1,279 acres)
-- Conquest: 31 (3,881 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (5,365 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 127
Total attacks suffered: 569 (96,351 acres)
-- Traditional march: 537 (93,461 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (2,890 acres)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 11 (1.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 146

** The kingdom of PYRO **
Total land exchanged: +5,889 (483/569)

[jjofdenmark]

So .. all in all. We can't play our banks why those are like semi deadweight and your core was way stronger than ours. Sounds like a hard one to lose. Despite that fact you did a brilliant job. Seems like the only thing we and our nub leadership is good at, is running around like wild deluded noObs whos only utopian ability is to distribute asses in handbaskets.

[Proteus]

So .. all in all. We can't play our banks why those are like semi deadweight and your core was way stronger than ours. Sounds like a hard one to lose. Despite that fact you did a brilliant job. Seems like the only thing we and our nub leadership is good at, is running around like wild deluded noObs whos only utopian ability is to distribute asses in handbaskets.

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

[Anri]

It was you that said it. I never said they are deadweight. I also never said that you leaders is running around like wild deluded noObs.
It is you that put words into my mouth. If you look above i said it was smart play to make the banks. So not sure what you are smoking.
I dont get to point out that 4 banks win wars vs a KD that has no banks? lol

[Band of Horses]

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

Stating the obvious to all but maybe Pyro.

[veritas]

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

On a more reasonable note you could claim that you dont have to suck in order to lose to CR or AMA... But then again we're not all born with a smalls dicks to compensate for.

[veritas]

It was you that said it. I never said they are deadweight. I also never said that you leaders is running around like wild deluded noObs.
It is you that put words into my mouth. If you look above i said it was smart play to make the banks. So not sure what you are smoking.
I dont get to point out that 4 banks win wars vs a KD that has no banks? lol

Oh and Anri, I'm quoting here: "Regarding banks, they cant play them."

[Anri]

Oh and Anri, I'm quoting here: "Regarding banks, they cant play them."

They cant play banks.

edit: with risk of saying to much i wont tell them how to play a bank

What you dont get is that 4 banks still wins a war vs 0 banks. Even if they cant play banks!

They are not deadweight, they still play, they still aid, they still attack etc. Does not mean they can play them!

Dammit, i cant explain this to a peon. I warred some of the best bank players, and im sry to break it to you.
Pyro cant bank! They almost lost to 3 calfs.

Im to tired to explain. Imma have a beer and sign out from this place.

Ill come back for Pyro when your banks is raped. Have fun til then

[TheOne]

no worries, anri... Procy can probably replace the faerynub or human nubs post war :D

but it's just sad that Pyros dont have that much talent in cow-ing. tbh, it's nesta+my first age doing it! But it's okay, we listen and seek advice on how to do it.

I am sure the top tier kingdoms are happy for competition in the whoring tier, makes things more sex-citing. I mean I have people from AMA,BB,Havoc all pm-ing me saying it's good to have competition up there.. and I do hope it was all in sincerity etc.

btw, the person who plays our halfling that shot up probably has better cowing experience than you though, just that he's on sitting due to business irl now. He decided to join Pyros start of last age cause he didnt want to play 'competitive' whoring anymore... but little does it know... that's not going to happen!!

-cJ