CR VS Sleepy

[American Badass]

Sorry for the off topic post.

We have sapphire, they have no dragon
We still got a chrystal, they have no chrystal

WAR ONLY:

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 1 of YR8 till July 17 of YR8 - 89 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


** Summary **
Total attacks made: 624 (74,108 acres)
-- Traditional march: 520 (68,294 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (5,249 acres)
-- Conquest: 11 (565 acres)
-- Raze: 11 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 46 (224,109 population)
-- Learn: 6
-- Failed: 10 (1.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 193
Total attacks suffered: 597 (62,424 acres)
-- Traditional march: 525 (61,473 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (951 acres)
-- Raze: 30 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 19 (161,562 population)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 18 (3% failure)
-- Uniques: 181

** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: +11,684 (624/597)
+3,160 Sleep in a ditch (26/0)
+3,111 Ask For Sitter (26/0)
+2,803 Cause a ragequit (9/7)
+2,755 Start a revolution (29/0)
+2,458 Mistaken for a chick (23/0)
+1,935 An unknown province (15/0)
+1,444 Buy a bottle of Pappys (9/14)
+754 Get the 25th spot (24/10)
+670 Make a hit from phone (28/35)
+562 French kiss you (27/30)
+490 Change province name (21/0)
+415 Play in a ghetto again (22/0)
+404 Have a joint during wave (29/28)
+334 Have mink shouting in ear (33/39)
+264 Be bare bottomed (14/3)
+261 Impregnate someone (17/0)
+211 Play Civilization V (15/0)
-314 Tell a sex story (32/40)
-361 Cure cancer (23/14)
-363 Spy on us (28/55)
-551 Reset cuz Fae WH sucks (29/33)
-555 Die From Lack Of Peasants (31/52)
-1,064 Have the best gossip (30/64)
-1,940 Be banned (29/127)
-2,302 Be a virgin (25/9)
-2,897 Be late for work (30/37)

** The kingdom of Sleepy **
Total land exchanged: -11,684 (593/624)
+7,667 An unknown province (17/0)
+2,371 Faster Than Light (30/1)
+2,166 smth (10/4)
+1,994 bossfight (36/1)
+1,598 Ciley Myrus (31/2)
+1,596 Dromund Kaas (28/1)
+1,161 Thanks for the fish (32/7)
+1,153 tropico (29/4)
+1,014 Garden of Delight (31/5)
+952 PALF PALF (20/0)
+494 The human slave (10/3)
+423 blond tjock o konstig (30/11)
+232 The Boob Fondler (14/4)
+172 I do magic because I can (12/4)
+98 The Faery Master (8/6)
+96 dafuq (8/4)
-308 Dept of Natural Resources (30/30)
-2,187 Nightlife (34/47)
-2,489 mkthx (32/78)
-2,527 ILYRR (30/74)
-2,582 LoveLee_ (18/58)
-2,788 Flap Flap (28/70)
-2,827 The Phoenix Rising (35/128)
-2,957 Zelandia (30/55)
-4,766 p4P4V3R S0MN1F3RUM (7/10)
-11,440 LustIsPartOfMyCharm (3/17)

Not sure really who wave is next, it's pretty much all over the place for both. We "up" as their cows dedicated alot of hits on massacres. Both sides activity is still high and Coss' return has definitely increased their strategy / morale.

I think this would have looked completely different if Coss was here from the beginning. Whatever the result it has been a good war, prob best this age so far!

PS Coss we're still winning the bounce war amigo!

Hostile was:
** The kingdom of Sleepy **
Total land exchanged: +5,716 (84/39)

So CR is "up" 5,968 acres... not really a farm out?

[fawk]

July 19 of YR8 Alas, the once proud province of Flap Flap has collapsed and lies in ruins.

1 down, 24 to go.

[American Badass]

Jul19YR8 Alas, the once proud province of Flap Flap has collapsed and lies in ruins.

I'M NOT ALONE!!!!

[Devolution]

I was down to 29 peas last war and survived, I still haven't figured out how you died AB ;)

[Squee311]

july 19 of yr8 alas, the once proud province of flap flap has collapsed and lies in ruins.

1 down, 24 to go.

@}--<---

rip

[American Badass]

I was down to 29 peas last war and survived, I still haven't figured out how you died AB ;)

I wanted 72h off, OK!?

[Sheister]

sigh

[StratOcastle]

I was down to 29 peas last war and survived, I still haven't figured out how you died AB ;)

Hey hey I got somethin' to say; it's better to burn out than fade away!


* I was gonna do the Highlander dealio, but iPad snubs link. *

[Vokhel]

loooooooooong time ago i had so much fun!
this war is kick arse! <3

[tak3shi]

Sleepy is looking to increase their cow advantage the faery cow in CR looks like it's in real trouble there while sleepy's cows are relatively untouched in nw. If Sleepy can somehow secure a 30k+ province even at the expense of all others it seems fairly advantageous for them to continue doing what they are doing but at this rate it looks to be 2-3 runaway cows. Seems like CR's halfer/elf combos are having some difficulties doing op/spells now?

Seems like coss is doing a decent job of still keeping them in game.

[Sheister]

well... a PK did not help in the core effort......

[era]

July 20 of YR8 Happy Birthday Kniven (Sleepy) has withdrawn from war.

It's over now.

[Sheister]

well at least they did not leave CR with a 23K acre cow.....

[American Badass]

Sleepy is looking to increase their cow advantage the faery cow in CR looks like it's in real trouble there while sleepy's cows are relatively untouched in nw. If Sleepy can somehow secure a 30k+ province even at the expense of all others it seems fairly advantageous for them to continue doing what they are doing but at this rate it looks to be 2-3 runaway cows. Seems like CR's halfer/elf combos are having some difficulties doing op/spells now?

Seems like coss is doing a decent job of still keeping them in game.

I feel like Coss withdrew just to prove you wrong... AGAIN! :P

Well fought Sleepy/Coss and whoever else was running tings. Was a fun/close war etc xxx

[Tadpole]

Sleepy is looking to increase their cow advantage the faery cow in CR looks like it's in real trouble there while sleepy's cows are relatively untouched in nw. If Sleepy can somehow secure a 30k+ province even at the expense of all others it seems fairly advantageous for them to continue doing what they are doing but at this rate it looks to be 2-3 runaway cows. Seems like CR's halfer/elf combos are having some difficulties doing op/spells now?

Seems like coss is doing a decent job of still keeping them in game.

Our Faery was adding off, he wasn't in a troublesom spot, he was creating one for Sleepy. Also, our elves didn't make a single off op in this war. B2B2B warring is bad for WPA.