Ask Realest Returns

Human/sage here, looking for a opening strat/build. I'd like to come out, maybe make a small land grab on an inactive province, then move to science pump build. Should I try to do a small land grab or not? Should I explore 100 acres while in protection? Do I want homes for science pump? Any advice beyond what I've asked for is also appreciated.

This is what i'm thinking for in protection/freshout (if explore 100acres):
10 (8)% Homes
10 (8)% Farms
25 (28)% Banks
15 (16)% Armories
25 (25)% Guilds
15 (15)% Towers
Then for science pump:
8% Farms
27% Banks
15% Forts
20% Guilds
15% Towers
15% Schools

Oh ****, i forgot all about this thread. It's time for a monthly bump.

Are homes good as part of a static war/conflict build for a breakable faery with middling science?
If yes, what is the highest % you would allow for them?
So many faery threads recommend high homes and it just feels wrong to me

breakable faery is your problem. dont be breakable.

why do i get randomed on by lower tier kingdoms :(

that's what happens when you play in havoc

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Originally Posted by Vrathamos

Is it really only 6000-7000?? wow.. I thought this game was much more well known guess not. :( I love this game !! It's the best all round game that you can play online that doesnt even have any graphics :D

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This game is quite hardcore and one of the most newbie-unfriendly games around. Most casual players (who make up the bulk of the population of most games) won't touch this game with a ten foot pole... and if they did, you'd probably kick them out of your KD.

dont spam my thread, noobs.

1 year bump

If BB win this age, are you coming back to stop the 3pete?

How can I convince good warring kingdoms to invite me?

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Originally Posted by Lestat

If BB win this age, are you coming back to stop the 3pete?

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Are they seriously in contention for the treble? People are so bad...

.... It maybe a forgone conclusion

If realest doesn't return, clear dealbreak.

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Originally Posted by Realest

Are they seriously in contention for the treble? People are so bad...

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*back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways and beat 22 player trinity kingdoms to crown*

The first stone has been tossed.

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Originally Posted by flogger

*back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways and beat 22 player trinity kingdoms to crown*

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Mr Andrew, <3

lol I recall this thread, fun times reading through this.

Looks like this thread will stay on page 1, at least until mid-next age ;)

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Originally Posted by flogger

*back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways and beat 22 player trinity kingdoms to crown*

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Dont forget he lost to Simians twice in a row and hell i dont claim to be anywhere near the best but i am content being above average and below the very top. So this puts him below the average somewhere considering he lost to us twice. Taking advice from this man is fail.

Every thread, a Simians thread.
He has a back-to-back, I'd take his advice anytime.

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Originally Posted by Avenger

Every thread, a Simians thread.
He has a back-to-back, I'd take his advice anytime.

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His advice in this era is worth as much as my toilet paper

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Originally Posted by Anri

His advice in this era is worth as much as my toilet paper

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you probably spend like $50 a year on TP. Thats actually a pretty reasonable cost for advice on an online game...

If any of you pay actual money for advice on an outdated free online text based game with no prizes for winning...I just....idek

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Originally Posted by Palem

If any of you pay actual money for advice on an outdated free online text based game with no prizes for winning...I just....idek

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What about mercs? Can we pay for mercs? - we need a ringer. A real renegade-break-the-glass-emergency-Harley-bad-ass-devils-due-buckaroo.

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Originally Posted by goodz

you probably spend like $50 a year on TP. Thats actually a pretty reasonable cost for advice on an online game...

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You can reduce your TP cost by folding it.

Global toilet paper production consumes 27,000 trees daily.

2 + 2 = 2 + 2

Only because it was in the Forums first, I have already "Asked noobium" this question. I scanned on down and saw this thread and read some of it and I thought it would be a good idea to pose the same question to you that I did to noobium. I hope I get a different answer, but if not, I can accept that easy enough.
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What is a very good DPA, TPA and WPA for a small(400-750 acre) Halfling/Rouge that is in the Ghetto and wants to mainly run a selfish Age?
I have restarted in Year 10, so my Science is s**t.
Also, it would be very helpful to have some ideas on a decent Building Strategy in and out of War.
Again, for a Province that is mainly only concerned with it's own affairs and not that of the Kingdom as a whole.

I would appreciate any ideas you might want to give me. Also, anything that comes from others that read this thread would also be much appreciated.

Jack Rabbit Slims

I'm a remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to crowns in a world of Absalom. But we were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. But as a result of the destruction of Sonata you nubs begun to aggressively search distant quadrants of Strategy Talk. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.

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I hope you get the point. Basically, I don't know **** all about the game today, so I have as much chance of giving you good advice, as Anri + Simians have of being good at Utopia.

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Originally Posted by Realest

I'm a remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to crowns in a world of Absalom. But we were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. But as a result of the destruction of Sonata you nubs begun to aggressively search distant quadrants of Strategy Talk. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.

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That sounds like the opening for WarFrame!

what the ****, humility from Realest. Hell has frozen over.

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Originally Posted by realest

i'm a remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to crowns in a world of absalom. But we were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. But as a result of the destruction of sonata you nubs begun to aggressively search distant quadrants of strategy talk. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.

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i hope you get the point. Basically, i don't know **** all about the game today, so i have as much chance of giving you good advice, as anri + simians have of being good at utopia.

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lol

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Originally Posted by Realest

I hope you get the point. Basically, I don't know **** all about the game today, so I have as much chance of giving you good advice, as Anri + Simians have of being good at Utopia.

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I claim to be victorious over you two times in a row. Thus i am your master. Bow to me!

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Originally Posted by Anri

I claim to be victorious over you two times in a row. Thus i am your master. Bow to me!

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Bragging about beating a retirement ghetto that dont give a **** is the top of your career I guess ;) Since I beat you and you never beat me, I must be your master by your logic then?

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Originally Posted by Korp

Bragging about beating a retirement ghetto that dont give a **** is the top of your career I guess ;) Since I beat you and you never beat me, I must be your master by your logic then?

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lol.. true ;p

you know the best thing was in 2010, i finished my studies, and went backpacking in Asia for 2 months :p I wasn't even there for the duration Anri likes to cling onto as pulling one over me. Besides, I specifically remember seeing logs where he was begging for mercy since Trollfags ruined his run at nr1 (he failed miserably and subsequently farmed out)

I would gladly answer any futher Realest career related questions in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Realest

you know the best thing was in 2010, i finished my studies, and went backpacking in Asia for 2 months :p I wasn't even there for the duration Anri likes to cling onto as pulling one over me. Besides, I specifically remember seeing logs where he was begging for mercy since Trollfags ruined his run at nr1 (he failed miserably and subsequently farmed out)

I would gladly answer any futher Realest career related questions in this thread.

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Will Releast ever actually come back, and if he did how many estimated old school troll fags etc would line up to reform?

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Originally Posted by Realest

you know the best thing was in 2010, i finished my studies, and went backpacking in Asia for 2 months :p I wasn't even there for the duration Anri likes to cling onto as pulling one over me. Besides, I specifically remember seeing logs where he was begging for mercy since Trollfags ruined his run at nr1 (he failed miserably and subsequently farmed out)

I would gladly answer any futher Realest career related questions in this thread.

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Ok:
http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...ight=trollfags
Read post #27
"Hi Nubs I have Returned"

Realest coming back from his vacation and execute first wave on Simians.

Second:
http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...ight=trollfags

The age after another hostile followed to ruin our chances in the top.

Ohhh what a great player you are Realest.

This happend 2012 btw, i always knew you were there round 1 and 2 but hiding most of the time cause you were a failure then and still is a failure.

I never begged Trollfags for anything, i asked for a cease fire and when you did not feel like giving it we converted/trained up and raped you.

I am undefeated and you are a retired man that can teach no one anything.

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Originally Posted by Korp

Bragging about beating a retirement ghetto that dont give a **** is the top of your career I guess ;) Since I beat you and you never beat me, I must be your master by your logic then?

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Retirment ghetto that proclaimed something entirely different.
Korp, if you are in the game i can wave you at any time i feel like. So you are worthless, as worthless as you always been. Just big words, no action at all.
Keep talking!

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Originally Posted by Anri

Retirment ghetto that proclaimed something entirely different.
Korp, if you are in the game i can wave you at any time i feel like. So you are worthless, as worthless as you always been. Just big words, no action at all.
Keep talking!

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Come on then, wave me then bro. :) But, doesnt change the fact that you are a loser that never won against me. :) On the other hand you and your kingdom is pretty good at running their mouths and not keeping what they promise. Been years since you promised to break my arms for example ;)