Ask Realest Returns

[Lestat]

The first stone has been tossed.

[Realest]

*back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways and beat 22 player trinity kingdoms to crown*

Mr Andrew, <3

[khronosschoty]

lol I recall this thread, fun times reading through this.

[theStandbyHERO]

Looks like this thread will stay on page 1, at least until mid-next age ;)

[Anri]

*back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways and beat 22 player trinity kingdoms to crown*

Dont forget he lost to Simians twice in a row and hell i dont claim to be anywhere near the best but i am content being above average and below the very top. So this puts him below the average somewhere considering he lost to us twice. Taking advice from this man is fail.

[Avenger]

Every thread, a Simians thread.
He has a back-to-back, I'd take his advice anytime.

[Anri]

Every thread, a Simians thread.
He has a back-to-back, I'd take his advice anytime.

His advice in this era is worth as much as my toilet paper

[goodz]

His advice in this era is worth as much as my toilet paper

you probably spend like $50 a year on TP. Thats actually a pretty reasonable cost for advice on an online game...

[Palem]

If any of you pay actual money for advice on an outdated free online text based game with no prizes for winning...I just....idek

[StratOcastle]

If any of you pay actual money for advice on an outdated free online text based game with no prizes for winning...I just....idek

What about mercs? Can we pay for mercs? - we need a ringer. A real renegade-break-the-glass-emergency-Harley-bad-ass-devils-due-buckaroo.

[pathetic sheep]

you probably spend like $50 a year on TP. Thats actually a pretty reasonable cost for advice on an online game...

You can reduce your TP cost by folding it.

Global toilet paper production consumes 27,000 trees daily.

[UtopiaExpert]

2 + 2 = 2 + 2

[JackRabbitSlim]

Only because it was in the Forums first, I have already "Asked noobium" this question. I scanned on down and saw this thread and read some of it and I thought it would be a good idea to pose the same question to you that I did to noobium. I hope I get a different answer, but if not, I can accept that easy enough.
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What is a very good DPA, TPA and WPA for a small(400-750 acre) Halfling/Rouge that is in the Ghetto and wants to mainly run a selfish Age?
I have restarted in Year 10, so my Science is s**t.
Also, it would be very helpful to have some ideas on a decent Building Strategy in and out of War.
Again, for a Province that is mainly only concerned with it's own affairs and not that of the Kingdom as a whole.

I would appreciate any ideas you might want to give me. Also, anything that comes from others that read this thread would also be much appreciated.

Jack Rabbit Slims

[Realest]

I'm a remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to crowns in a world of Absalom. But we were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. But as a result of the destruction of Sonata you nubs begun to aggressively search distant quadrants of Strategy Talk. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.

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I hope you get the point. Basically, I don't know **** all about the game today, so I have as much chance of giving you good advice, as Anri + Simians have of being good at Utopia.

[CannaWhoopazz]

I'm a remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to crowns in a world of Absalom. But we were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. But as a result of the destruction of Sonata you nubs begun to aggressively search distant quadrants of Strategy Talk. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.

That sounds like the opening for WarFrame!