"504!"
"OOPS!"
"PATIENCE!"
"PROFESSORS!"
"NO WORK DURING WEEKENDS!"

"Go Joltmac!"

"By your faiilures combined, I am Captain Joltmac!"

Captain Joltmac, he's our hero
Gonna take the users down to zero

He's our failures magnified
And he's fighting on the corporation's side

Captain Joltmac, he's our hero
Gonna take the users down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Good games, while he lies and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Joltmac!"

We're the ninjas
You can be one too
'Cause sinking our games is the thing to do!

Stability and responsibility is not the way
Hear what Captain Joltmac has to say!

"Thank you for your patience!"