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    Recruiting Mercenaries for Cam Show

    I'm looking to recruit a mercenary kingdom. I'll dance on cam as payment. I'll expect you to rape a kingdom that is farming my ghetto. Takers?

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    hi asl?

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    post a pic, then we talk :D

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    This is the best thread of 2009.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    please i could post anyone from Google I want. That's no proof

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    i think you want the real McCoy :p

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    It's very easy.
    You take a picture of yourself, while holding a little piece of paper that says 'will strip and dance for ghetto-rape.'
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    I like VT2's idea.
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    are you blonde? what will you be wearing? do you have credits instead?

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    You people are so bad at this.
    You're the ones who are supposed to tell her what to wear.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    You mean like this?


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    yeah, like that, only real! :p

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    is this deal like for every player or just say the monarch otherwise you'd have to do this camshow like 25x

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    my kd's bored as hell any way :P post piccys we rape any kd u want too XD

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    haha contact me and we will talk ;-)

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