why does all articles need funny or witty headlines?

Why not make it BiO vs Simians and so on. Simians vs BiO round 2... Make a easy system?

In our article people confused Simians with old monkey KD.

Also if one like to search the forum and go back in lets say a year from now, then it should be simple to search for old articles if you do not mess up the headlines. Just my 5 cents!