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    Quote Originally Posted by tetley View Post
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    Hey Utopians,

    UtopiaGirl here. As any good general knows, you never let your peons see you sweat. Looks like this war is ending with a farmage, and the win will inevitably go to Havoc. Though, we're hearing rumours of a Havoc-planted spy within Simians. Let me just debunk those rumours now. Do you honestly think, being up some 8,000+ acres, that Havoc needed to go through the trouble of planting a traitor? Nice try Simians, you did good. Hope you don't expect a hug.

    Until next time!
    xoxo, UtopiaGirl.
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    Where's my hug tho?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuhaN View Post
    Where's my hug tho?
    Wheres my hug bro*
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    Hey Utopians,

    UtopiaGirl here. As predicted, the great war between Havoc and Simians has ended, and Simians withdrew in a frenzy. As we head into this summer, one has to wonder what will come next. Now that Simians' crowning dreams have died, will they join the FSU club that so many failed kingdoms resolve to? And what about that Realest? Is he still showcasing his mercenary skills to kingdoms who will take him for a chance to take down Havoc? Careful Havoc, hell hath no fury like a Realest scorned.

    Until next time!
    xoxo, UtopiaGirl.

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    note that if simians actually utilized my mercenary services, they'd have fared much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Realest View Post
    note that if simians actually utilized my mercenary services, they'd have fared much better.
    I for one know a place where your talents could be utilized

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    Quote Originally Posted by flogger View Post
    I for one know a place where your talents could be utilized
    holy fu?k... the plot thickens!
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    KoC -> FAITH -> Identity Crisis -> andn00bs - > Reunion -> ZZ -> InZZo -> PewPew -> SPGC -> Havoc- -> CR -> Evil Dragons

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    Quote Originally Posted by flogger View Post
    I for one know a place where your talents could be utilized
    No homo. If you say something that sounds gay, you gotta say no homo. How am i supposed to know you arent gay if you dont say no homo?

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    If you say 'No Homo' the NBA will fine you like $75k

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    Where is UtopiaGirl? She has to have something to say about these deletions!

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    Yea we want moarrr!!

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    who would want more feces in their mouth?

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    Hey Utopians,

    UtopiaGirl here. Why is it that the great Proteus has to recruit for players himself? Has Rage grown so desperate that monarchs now have to do everything themselves? Word on the street is while Proteus was welcoming a new baby, Coss was getting farmed by SWEA. Now that Coss has left Rage and Absalom to pursue the more ghetto pastures, Proteus is attempting to lure from PewPew. Hope you don't have any CFs expiring soon, Proteus. We'd hate to see Rage's reputation tarnished with the headline of Proteus running away.

    In other news, I'm hearing a lot of whispering about what really went down in Simians. Hackers? Traitors? Inactives? The truth is probably somewhere in between. Here's a tip, Simians, if you're going to talk trash, you better have the means to back it up.

    You know you love me,
    xoxo, UtopiaGirl.

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    Palem, is utopiagirl zauper? Everytime a new post comes up, i see zauper browsing.

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