The Climb to the Crown - The SWEA Story

[MrCurious]

Corrected for you.

Every kd played dirty, stop being butthurt.

[texn]

SWEA <3

hur kan man inte st?tta sina landsm?n/kvinnor ;)

[citadela01]

Only diference between swea's ****play and everyone elses at the top is they freely admit to theirs and dont moralize and justify it.
In a way it actually makes them the most honorable KD at the top.
Amusing.

[Persain]

Only diference between swea's ****play and everyone elses at the top is they freely admit to theirs and dont moralize and justify it.
In a way it actually makes them the most honorable KD at the top.
Amusing.

Disagree they give justification for their actions, and even moral reasons. Their justification is look we said we were gonna play like this, that we dont care about you or even like you, so, if we say we'll hit into war, we mean it.

[Korp]

"Sleepzia" with the sellouts coss and hesus.

[Michael]

"Sleepzia" with the sellouts coss and hesus.

hey be nice to us.

And why should elit worry about a bran new lil kingdom when he has his mighty flagship, makes no sense.
Or manssor for that sake.

[Mansoor]

There is plenty of Mansoor to go around!
Yes I am fat =(

[StratOcastle]

Yes, congratulations SWEA. While I consider myself an honorable player I still have a sweetspot for how you pulled it off. Dirty is relative to the environment.
While I respect the Absalom collection, the crowns were won knowing someone had your back. Absalom with years of organizational and top play experience. Thus, I respect the age 58 crown for SWEA as a stand alone victory.

[Palem]

stand alone victory? SWEA was in an alliance all age and the age ended with a 4v1 GB against the #2 kd...

[hly^-]

stand alone victory? SWEA was in an alliance all age and the age ended with a 4v1 GB against the #2 kd...

Yes the allmighty palem knows it all as always.

[Tox]

stand alone victory? SWEA was in an alliance all age and the age ended with a 4v1 GB against the #2 kd...

Where do you get this ****? SWEA was not a part of aabs. They simply had CFs with aabs.

[Proteus]

Where do you get this ****? SWEA was not a part of aabs. They simply had CFs with aabs.

So let me get this straight pewpew suiciding on AMA cows and hitting AMA oow instead of hitting SWEA is a normal course of action and rational behavior in wars. On the contrary youd see historically kingdoms would disregard oow/ooh hits on them to focus on the main event of hostile/war.

Having been the most hated/disliked player/leader in the game i have seen a slew of excuses/blatant lies thrown my way for people to rationalize losing or giving others acres so they win instead of us. What I have found when you don't like someone your willing to go very far to make up bs to make their win seem illegitimate or farming acres to enemies intentionally to deny a crown to your opponent seem like a "well deserved win"

No matter what bs SWEA and pewpew spins is elit as a leader has a MUCH stronger record than kds like SWEA and pewpew in ALL facets of the game from crowns to wins vs top kds. This is not speculative or subjective as its in archives. Having one crown means nothing, baka has a crown, war cry has a crown no one considers them top players/kingdoms. You can make up all the bs you want at the end of the day but bottom line is you can't fake historical results.

[Korp]

stand alone victory? SWEA was in an alliance all age and the age ended with a 4v1 GB against the #2 kd...

I guess spouting nonsense is your specialty but SWEA wad in no alliance. The alliance you think about was Pewpew, AMA, BB and Simians. While I'm not sure if they hit oow but both Pewpew and Debauchery was in war and the only kd hitting Ama while Swea waved was Simians so how is that a 4 vs 1? Now, be a good boy and check the facts before you post next time.

[Palem]

Where do you get this ****? SWEA was not a part of aabs. They simply had CFs with aabs.

Let me get this straight.

The anti-abs alliance and the kd whose sole mission it was to screw with Abs and make them disband weren't working towards a common goal? I swear to god half of you have to let your mom's tie your shoes still.

I guess spouting nonsense is your specialty but SWEA wad in no alliance. The alliance you think about was Pewpew, AMA, BB and Simians. While I'm not sure if they hit oow but both Pewpew and Debauchery was in war and the only kd hitting Ama while Swea waved was Simians so how is that a 4 vs 1? Now, be a good boy and check the facts before you post next time.

No formal alliance perhaps. But I see 1.) A collection of kds working to dominate abs and 2.) A collection (mostly the same collection) of kds working collectively to stop AMA from crowning, I call that an alliance. As far as my "facts". I'll refer to you to the following quote. Unless my eyes deceive me, I see Simians, SWEA, PewPew and Stippers all hitting AMA...

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from February 1 of YR12 till February 21 of YR13 - 189 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


** Summary **
Total attacks made: 432 (233,756 acres)
-- Traditional march: 387 (223,670 acres)
-- Ambush: 9 (5,367 acres)
-- Conquest: 9 (4,719 acres)
-- Raze: 10 (1,661 acres)
-- Learn: 8
-- Failed: 9 (2.1% failure)
-- Uniques: 230
Total attacks suffered: 402 (154,816 acres)
-- Traditional march: 319 (154,816 acres)
-- Raze: 72 (22,005 acres)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 10 (2.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 205

** The kingdom of AMA**
Total land exchanged: +78,940 (432/402)
+8,368 08 Weak nwpa in your face (17 [10]/2)
+6,670 24 Got makes us (14 [12]/6)
+6,334 25 SO horny (15 [11]/3)
+6,126 01 We like big gains (13 [8]/1)
+5,791 12 Cause you notice (24 [14]/6)
+5,312 09 You get sprung (13 [7]/5)
+3,944 15 We are waving (15 [10]/5)
+3,585 16 We are hooked and we (23 [16]/26)
+3,585 18 Oh baby we wanna war (21 [12]/12)
+3,306 23 But the acres you (35 [13]/51)
+2,545 05 That when a prov (34 [15]/44)
+1,394 06 Shows up with an (32 [14]/46)
+1,176 02 And we can not lie (11 [8]/5)
+902 17 Cant stop chaining (6 [6]/0)
+748 04 Cant deny (39 [14]/40)
+649 10 Wanna pull out (35 [15]/47)
+565 20 Your honor (1 [1]/0)
+439 11 Your army (6 [3]/2)
+329 An unknown province (1/0)
+126 22 To warn me (1 [1]/0)
+34 13 That prov was starving (1 [1]/0)
+33 21 My homeboys tried (3 [3]/0)
-300 19 With you and take (25 [11]/32)
-330 03 These other Utopians (8 [4]/1)
-680 14 Deep in the night (30 [13]/49)
-2,055 07 Itty bitty def and (11 [8]/17)


** The kingdom of Spew Spew **
Total land exchanged: -59,388 (118/199)
+18,408 An unknown province (41/0)
+3,069 Im looking grand (6 [4]/4)
+1,187 I took myself out (5 [3]/21)
+711 in my ear of (7 [4]/6)
+565 myself goodnight (9 [4]/6)
-666 courage up I asked (0/1)
-794 polite I thanked (4 [4]/8)
-1,367 and since Im so (3 [3]/5)
-1,408 on a date and said (4 [3]/4)
-1,646 restaurant and (1 [1]/2)
-2,078 me in the most (1 [1]/5)
-2,202 then a movie show (2 [1]/3)
-2,318 and then I almost (3 [3]/6)
-2,496 happiness and bliss (2 [2]/7)
-3,224 date and wished (7 [3]/12)
-3,261 I put my arm around (0/4)
-3,483 me for a perfect (6 [3]/12)
-3,509 Then afterwards I (3 [2]/9)
-4,121 I whispered gently (4 [2]/11)
-4,545 walked me home (2 [1]/11)
-4,701 slapped me when I (3 [2]/14)
-5,158 I took me to a (0/6)
-5,241 tried to steal a kiss (3 [2]/12)
-5,288 and when I got my (0/7)
-5,523 to hold my hand (0/6)
-7,261 secluded row (2 [2]/17)


** The kingdom of SWEA **
Total land exchanged: -10,196 (9/25)
+1,064 An unknown province (4/0)
+273 Hugget som stucket (1 [1]/0)
-644 Rulla tummarna (1 [1]/3)
-730 Flaggskeppet i en samling (0/2)
-763 Titta djupt i flaskan (0/1)
-913 Intresseklubben antecknar (0/2)
-1,011 Het potatis (2 [1]/3)
-1,065 Tala med kluven tunga (0/1)
-1,111 Kola Vippen (0/2)
-1,158 Ta det vackert (0/2)
-1,183 Klappat och klart (0/4)
-1,275 Ta tjuren vid hornen (0/2)
-1,680 Ta den i 2an (1 [1]/3)


** The kingdom of Unknown Ghetto **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (1/0)
+948 An unknown province (1/0)


** The kingdom of Siminubs **
Total land exchanged: +7,645 (136/79)
+3,161 Attack on the Titan (17 [6]/10)
+2,741 lolcat (7 [6]/0)
+2,383 The Apprentice (9 [6]/0)
+2,135 Cute Fergie (13 [8]/7)
+2,007 Fulgrim (9 [6]/1)
+1,795 Darwins Dark Legion (9 [6]/2)
+1,769 Gurth an Glamhoth (19 [9]/8)
+1,677 An unknown province (4/0)
+1,323 I been here before (7 [7]/3)
+512 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (5 [3]/1)
+429 ameteir (8 [4]/2)
+422 Heehee (3 [3]/0)
+392 Viking (2 [2]/1)
+357 The White Wizardz (1 [1]/0)
+335 Nuddle (4 [2]/1)
+128 Pagpupuri (7 [4]/4)
-159 The Ovenmitt Show (4 [4]/2)
-658 I poop (0/1)
-1,500 Blast of Genius (8 [7]/17)
-7,583 Fait Accompli (0/19)


** The kingdom of Stripers **
Total land exchanged: -17,001 (136/131)
+3,947 Black Rage (17 [8]/9)
+3,350 An unknown province (5/0)
+1,127 Porkin the Pig (9 [6]/2)
+1,032 Argentum (7 [3]/5)
+723 Lola the Mistress Bunny (8 [3]/2)
+640 Stiffy Wile E Coyote (3 [2]/0)
+454 Penelope Pussycat (8 [4]/4)
+426 Pepe Le Pews French Sandwich (13 [5]/6)
+209 Acme Rusty Trombone (7 [4]/7)
+101 Miss FrankinCudd (9 [4]/4)
+23 Yosemite Sam (3 [2]/1)
-194 Puff the Angry Dragon (12 [5]/8)
-280 Whats up Docc (14 [5]/10)
-349 Wile Pee Coyote (4 [4]/3)
-769 Chicken The Chick Kieve (7 [4]/5)
-1,015 Daffy Ducks Donkey Punch (0/1)
-1,278 Foghorn Leghorn (1 [1]/1)
-2,124 Speedy tea bagger (0/2)
-3,328 Nasty Canasta (1 [1]/8)
-6,188 Bugs the Playboy Bunny (6 [4]/24)
-11,171 Woody Woodpecker (2 [2]/29)

[American Badass]

stand alone victory? SWEA was in an alliance all age and the age ended with a 4v1 GB against the #2 kd...

How comes you are allowed a big sig.