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    Banhammer!!

    Yes it is official as of 10:28 yesterday. After consulting with a forum moderator (Bishop) and a Community Managaer (Simey); the ground work has been laid, to ban us all from the forums. Ruling loophole that makes this possible:

    - Every post we make counts as a racial slur, which is devoid of an actual racial slur.

    - Racial slurs, which are devoid of racial slurs, count as racial slurs.

    - Racial slurs, will get you banned.

    No, I'm not joking.....

    The question:
    http://forums.joltonline.com/member.php?u=1854948

    The response:
    Quote Originally Posted by Simey
    Hi SillyPanda,
    Thanks for your message.

    Any racially motivated comments posted on any of our message boards will be edited or removed.

    Any further comments in this vain will result in an infraction.

    These types of comments are inflammatory and embarassing, and will not be tolerated on any of our public forums.

    Best regards,
    Simey.

    The only thing I could think up is to actually start using racial slurs, so that I'm not devoid of racial slurs.... in every post I make. Which could get interesting... oh yeah ;).
    When the nay-sayers pipe up with talk of exploitation through strategy and planning I'm reminded of a Jack Nickolson quote, "I think of a man, then I remove logic and reason from him"

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    lol
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    he meant "ethnic" silly

    and yes that is indeed what you've used
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    oh and before i forget...

    here's something for the retards who are indoctrinated with conservative american propaganda.. something i wasn't able to tell because said thread was closed down (with good reason)

    overall drugs, yes OVERALL drugs consumption is lower in the Netherlands, regardless (yes REGARDLESS) of whether marijuana is counted as illicit drug in the netherlands (which in fact is illicit, in case you dumbasses didn't know), than it is in the U.S.

    there is a reason why it is lower

    we EDUCATE our children of the dangers of drugs and unsafe sex in the schools, where as there are many schools in the U.S. that don't.

    it's helps lower the spread of STD's (aids/hiv relative rate is twice as low in the netherlands than it is in the United States and has been so for decades) and lowers teenage pregnancy rates (which is 6 times higher in the United States than it is in the Netherlands, has been so for decades) and it lowers the exposure to illicit drugs, which is about 90% in the United States, where as it is only 80% in the netherlands (again has been lower in the netherlands for decades).

    the fact that some of you actually think it's the opposite, is just sad really really sad and it is telling of the downright shameful behavior of your journalists and your politicians (regardless of whether they''re republican or democrat), who keep telling you otherwise and who are in fact all a bunch of liars


    if you continue to think otherwise, then you are a moron, plain and simple regardless of whether you are a democrat or a republican


    the fact that you said so otherwise in the thread is political libel and you're using it towards a nato ally, who has sent troops to both afghanistand and iraq

    it is shameful... you people have no honor... I really hope for your country's sake not all its citizens are like you
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    Quote Originally Posted by freemehul View Post
    oh and before i forget...

    here's something for the retards who are indoctrinated with conservative american propaganda.. something i wasn't able to tell because said thread was closed down (with good reason)

    overall drugs, yes OVERALL drugs consumption is lower in the Netherlands, regardless (yes REGARDLESS) of whether marijuana is counted as illicit drug in the netherlands (which in fact is illicit, in case you dumbasses didn't know), than it is in the U.S.

    there is a reason why it is lower

    we EDUCATE our children of the dangers of drugs and unsafe sex in the schools, where as there are many schools in the U.S. that don't.

    it's helps lower the spread of STD's (aids/hiv relative rate is twice as low in the netherlands than it is in the United States and has been so for decades) and lowers teenage pregnancy rates (which is 6 times higher in the United States than it is in the Netherlands, has been so for decades) and it lowers the exposure to illicit drugs, which is about 90% in the United States, where as it is only 80% in the netherlands (again has been lower in the netherlands for decades).

    the fact that some of you actually think it's the opposite, is just sad really really sad and it is telling of the downright shameful behavior of your journalists and your politicians (regardless of whether they''re republican or democrat), who keep telling you otherwise and who are in fact all a bunch of liars


    if you continue to think otherwise, then you are a moron, plain and simple regardless of whether you are a democrat or a republican


    the fact that you said so otherwise in the thread is political libel and you're using it towards a nato ally, who has sent troops to both afghanistand and iraq

    it is shameful... you people have no honor... I really hope for your country's sake not all its citizens are like you


    Wat?
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    you're like some davidian branch.
    TipTripTrap, proud branch davidian since freemehul convinced me to convert.

    I apologize profusely in advance for any possible offense that could be caused by perceived sarcasm in this post. Sorry again, please enjoy your stay in this thread. Thank you for your patience.

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    if you really want to troll someone, i suggest you go to the site of the taliban (I'm sure they have one) and start flaming them and flood their forum with spam

    continue to flame me or any other dutchman or woman for the same reasons and let me tell you... you'll soon be out of a public, because this forum will either not be here anymore, or every single one of your usernames will be on a lot of people's ignore lists
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    ignore freemehul. he's only here because he was chased away from the previous GT forum.

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    You know freemehul, it's everyone's right to have a good opinion of his country, but honestly...threatening that if you and your mates leave that there will be no forum...grow up. Also grow up, no country is perfect, and being a nato ally is not necessarily a badge of honour.

    It's all personal opinion. In my opinion the amsterdam red light district and the open consumption of drugs is disgusting. On the other hand apart from that I think amsterdam is lovely, it's like being in a UK coastal canal town, except its nicer and everyone speaks english.
    Last edited by Sweetiepie; 10-11-2009 at 19:52.

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    lol "This message is hidden because Sweetiepie is on your ignore list."

    sweetiepie don't even bother, you've been on my ignore list for months now. you're disgusting little troll just like palem is.

    and vlam you'll be on my ignore list in a few seconds
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    HA HA HA HA :)

    Get back to us when you turn 17 :)

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    "This message is hidden because Sweetiepie is on your ignore list. "

    I'm sorry, you were saying? don't bother sweetiepie you're not coming off, because you're scum. Why don't you go back to the cesspool you belong... you know what i mean
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    This:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetiepie View Post
    You know freemehul, it's everyone's right to have a good opinion of his country, but honestly...threatening that if you and your mates leave that there will be no forum...grow up. Also grow up, no country is perfect, and being a nato ally is not necessarily a badge of honour.

    It's all personal opinion. In my opinion the amsterdam red light district and the open consumption of drugs is disgusting. On the other hand apart from that I think amsterdam is lovely, it's like being in a UK coastal canal town, except its nicer and everyone speaks english.
    And this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetiepie View Post
    HA HA HA HA :)

    Get back to us when you turn 17 :)


    He's got a point, ignoring people or getting offended when they disagree with you isn't the most mature thing in the world.

    Also, spamming a thread with unrelated generally-offended-sounding gibberish because the other thread got closed because it was full of generally-offended-sounding gibberish points to it as well.

    Go ahead, add me to your ignore list, I think I can safely say that you'll be the only dutchman/woman here who does.


    Back on topic: This is funny, so there is no way to avoid getting banned? lol, ok, I'm gonna go ahead and be racist then.
    Last edited by TipTripTrap; 10-11-2009 at 20:29.
    Quote Originally Posted by freemehul View Post
    you're like some davidian branch.
    TipTripTrap, proud branch davidian since freemehul convinced me to convert.

    I apologize profusely in advance for any possible offense that could be caused by perceived sarcasm in this post. Sorry again, please enjoy your stay in this thread. Thank you for your patience.

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    "and vlam you'll be on my ignore list in a few seconds"

    yeah, it's unfortunate you now have the ability to run away from fights you'd normally lose. but knowing you haven't changed an ounce, have deep-seeded love for people who won't even talk to you, and are STILL the same whiny dumbass you were when you came to GT, I'm not peeved in the slightest.

    you put on your 'ignore user'. go about the world feeling slighted at nothing. your attitude will get you far, I promise!

    also, I'm amused at this 'ignore list' comment. I mean, really. You think I didn't claim both of the names I posted by when I signed up for jolt forums?

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    So why is the Amsterdam Red Light district and open drug consumption disgusting?

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    Because it's considered immoral in some parts of the world, and since people are idiots, they expect their views and traditions to be the standard everywhere, which they really aren't.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
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