Attention DevansMinions!

[E_Boko]

your mom

[somebody_to_love]

Who in the **** are you?

He's my co-monarch and I don't know you either

[lmtdconv92]

I am one of the leaders of this So called ghetto. Are you involved in our war right now?

[E_Boko]

no hes just a troll trolling for attention.

[Landro]

no hes just a troll trolling for attention.

Steel trolling for attention? Who would have thought we'd see the day that would happen :P

[E_Boko]

i know. its like if gojete would only write a novel for a post.

[Steel]

First of all, you born-yesterday retard, gojete's posts are not long compared to what we were posting when the forum opened or on AR a few years ago.

Finn made posts so long that you'd actually like reading gojetes.

Second of all, Stealer and Robbin are, afaik leaders of CanWe, or they soon will be. Its nice that you still think it is your kingdom though.

[Bishop]

First of all, you born-yesterday retard, gojete's posts are not long compared to what we were posting when the forum opened or on AR a few years ago.

Finn made posts so long that you'd actually like reading gojetes.

Second of all, Stealer and Robbin are, afaik leaders of CanWe, or they soon will be. Its nice that you still think it is your kingdom though.

You dont get to call anyone a retard, or flame/attack them at all. But i'm sure you know this already. Back to your other forums with you.

[lmtdconv92]

Thanks Steel. This has been invigorating. I am glad you know what is going on in our kingdom, but that just isnt the case. But please, do your recruiting in the recruiting thread, this is a semi-war thread.

I would like Che to come back and discuss our war, but it doesnt sound like that will happen either.

[Landro]

I'm pretty sure Robbin prefers spending his time working on his tools rather than worry about managing a kingdom.

[Ruin]

i like my wars like orgasms i like winning them not faking them

[Palem]

lol!
Ah snap!

[Archers_Bane]

lol ruin :D

[DDodge]

i like my wars like orgasms i like winning them not faking them

must be a chick

[Che Guevara]

Thanks Steel. This has been invigorating. I am glad you know what is going on in our kingdom, but that just isnt the case. But please, do your recruiting in the recruiting thread, this is a semi-war thread.

I would like Che to come back and discuss our war, but it doesnt sound like that will happen either.

Okay, well it looks like you are wrong.

First off, I will say that the ONLY province that the orcs/humans were able to successfully op was ONE undead that decided to run zero guilds all age. He had around 20 wizards total. Other than that, it was a LOT of failed spells, and a ton of failed thief ops. I myself had about 40-45 failed ops with only perhaps a couple of intel ops interspersed. So you found ONE target you could op, and suddenly brag about it in the forums? That's funny.

Second off, the first chained elf DID ask for a CF (As soon as the war was declared, before they had done more than two attacks on her.) because we had already moved on and were awaiting our monarch to login after another kingdom had given us the button, and all of our guys had troops out. There was some poor timing for our kingdom, otherwise we would have been in another war two hours before CanWe eventually declared.

Third off, CanWe's monarch claims the first chained elf cursed him out, which is 100% false, and can be PROVEN with the PM logs. This, along with the many other inconsistencies with CanWe's claims and subsequent actions proves that they are nothing but a group of lying thugs. Pull your pants up, we don't want to see your boxers. Learn to wear a belt. And some claimed CanWe wasn't a ghetto. Hah!

Fourth off, yes, CanWe is unwilling to tag their kingdom this early in the age because it allows them to still find ghettos willing to war them. They talk about their amazing skills at winning wars, but seriously why don't you tag up and war other warring kingdoms that were not put together within the last couple weeks? Go ask Balance for a rematch, or play with some Silly Pink Ghetto Cats or something. Yes, we gave you the button, and learned from the mistake. Costly mistake but we will still move on.

Fifth off, the last time I was in the Netherlands, I didn't pull out from barebacking a Dutch prostitute, and 9 months later Stealer and Landro were born. So, yeah, I'm your father, you druggie screw ups. (Palem, please put this as our side's quote for your write-up. It is the ONLY thing you'll get from us for the story.)

Sixth off, it's funny to see lmtdconv92 trying to be relevant to anything. You're not. Come back and talk to us when you are old enough to drink a beer in the good ol' U S of A, and maybe even grow a chest hair or two.