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    High end kingdom is recruiting

    The year was 1968, for the very first time in history, SAS recruits a female pilot and on the other side of the world, Swaziland is celebrating their independence. The world is changing at a rapid pace, but it will take 30 long years before Mehul Patel invents the Utopian game.. Utopia.

    Now, fourteen years later, you are reading this message, a message that will not only just begin a long companionship, but also will change the power balance of the game forever!

    Greetings, as you might have noticed from the title, we are a kingdom who is recruiting a few exceptional players.

    This is what we will offer you, if you manage to join us:

    * A very intense age of constant battle
    * You will be hated by the rest of the server and probably manage to get banned from most IRC channels due to it
    * Utilizing peoples fear of early age retal war to vulture SKD without retaliations
    * Getting gangbanged by whole alliances and dragging one of them into a destructive war
    * Plenty of new game mechanic knowledge and how to utilize the flaws (no not cheating, just utilizing it)

    Now, what do we want from you?

    * No hesitation on backstabbing friends for personal gain
    * Able to laugh at peoples misery
    * Several years worth of experience
    * Be proficient at math
    * Be active, doesn't matter where you are living if you just can manage to log online when needed
    * Have a celphone that can at least recieve text messages
    * Able to idle on IRC

    A bonus is if you enjoy the civilization game genre since we host such events aswell.

    So who are we? who am I?

    Simply enough, we are a bunch of people who fit into the above requirements to join the kingdom.

    Contact me on utonet for more details or if you are interested to join us.

    Cheers,
    fizzloges @ utonet

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    Sounds like fun, but i cant promise being active, can i still join?

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    sounds like too much commitment, i would have to pass

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    sounds like your kd is a shield from getting laid
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    * No hesitation on backstabbing friends for personal gain - No problem there...I intra ppl all the time
    * Able to laugh at peoples misery - I laugh daily at the server in general
    * Several years worth of experience - Been playing since 99'
    * Be proficient at math - 2+2=4
    * Be active, doesn't matter where you are living if you just can manage to log online when needed - I'm used to getting booty calls from octobrev. I'm readily available all hours of the day or night.
    * Have a celphone that can at least recieve text messages - This IS 2012 right?
    * Able to idle on IRC
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    i can send and recieve textos

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    Good thing you clarified "good at math" as a qualification. Otherwise you'd have ended up with a KD full of peeps from Jersey. Good luck with recruiting! Sounds like you run a tight ship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Realest View Post
    sounds like your kd is a shield from getting laid
    rofl
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