Simians Vs Sanc, HoH or Rage

[Godly]

It is very unlikely it will happen, because simians has an inferior setup to all three of those kingdoms and has put themselves in position where they don't get to pick who or when they fight. Stop making yourself out to be a martyr, anri; you chose to be in a 3v1 situation when you noticed everyone at once.

Wait... what? Is the official Absalom position that giving out multiple notices at one time invites all kingdoms to attack that kingdom? I would just like to reference Rage last round before we go any further with this discussion.

Does this mean S I M I A N S is inviting a 3 kd hostile gangbang? I like gangbangs as much as the next guy, but is there enough lube in the world to make a triple hostile feel good?

Not according to commonly accepted rules (see above).