Simians goes Chicken...or Ape? Anri's Revenge? Where is it?

[Binar]

I find it very funny that simians still think they can come out of this socalled conflict with any gains What so ever

[flutterby]

Indeed, but you guys are playing the hostile how you guys wish, so don't tell us how to play our side. You don't like us going into fortified then push the button. Doesn't matter too much to me. I'd prefer to war yes, but I can deal with a long hostile. :)

Let me get this straight.... we can play things how we want but we can't tell you what to do but you can tell us what to do? That's freaking awesome. And Binar... the gains I expect to get aren't anything that can be charted. ;)

[Agrippa]

don't listen to these noobs whining. keep it in hostile till eoa imo, we get action but don't have to wake in middle of night for hits, or be ultra active. this is easily my favorite hostility in the last 5 ages.

[Palem]

Finally someone gets it :)

[Binar]

Lalalalalala 1-2-3 FARMOUT

[Belle]

No, from here on out you do as we say and make only moves favourable of Simians

Haha, Anri! Very well I shall let petrified and the lot know to think in terms of simians best interest!

[Purplehaze]

Let's be serious, your orcs are in horrible shape, worse then our humans by far. You got size, but the ain't the only thing determine the outcome here When our 600k humans can bust through your 1.2 million orcs still. Pew was hoping for an early war and now r fussy you didn't get it

[glee87]

check out Orc offence vs human defence... and then talk about shape.

[Anri]

check out Orc offence vs human defence... and then talk about shape.

Check out human offence vs orc defence instead... Plus we got topfeed with heavy GS and way better gains science now. Id watch out since we training offense while your losing both def/off each day.

I see 5 orcs on 9-11k acres ranging from 120-190k defence.
I see 7 orcs between 5-7k acres on 35-100k def.

I see that your ppa is 1 for average orc

Highest peasant count in your orcs is now 12k while most others range from 4-10k pessies.

Your average defence per orc is 128k.

You are on constant MS/Riots and what not.

Your average TB is -5 mill negative (this was yesterday)

Just some facts, i dont care about your offense btw. Your sitting ducks. quack quack! :)

Your total defence for your 17 orcs is 2.15 million def points. A bank could break your entire KD if he had 17 generals. :)

You will get your war in time, you just need to consider exactly how fort stance saves you. Are you only extending the time from when my KD will declare you? Or what are you trying to do? To me it seems you are the ones that does not want this war. You know very well we wont declare til we have you in the open for a while more. But there will be war in time. Trust moi! :)

This is just to much fun

In the end of the day 8 UB faerys and utopias stupid range issues would ensure pewpew win war but we dont mind losing another war knowing what we are getting ourself into in the end. Game mechanics needs to be changed.

[Mansoor]

Yeah i agree with anri. Change game mechanics so that simians can decide them and win.every conflict. Yes we got ub faeries....duh, called strategy dufus! I wanted 10 wars this age so i am sad but this is ok too, we already took 40k acres from you so even if we loose these 40k acres and get a war win we win! WE WIN YOU LOOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anri]

Yeah i agree with anri. Change game mechanics so that simians can decide them and win.every conflict. Yes we got ub faeries....duh, called strategy dufus! I wanted 10 wars this age so i am sad but this is ok too, we already took 40k acres from you so even if we loose these 40k acres and get a war win we win! WE WIN YOU LOOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Infact, you wont live to see that happen :). Age is coming to an end and you are starting to look like an all time biggest farm i have ever seen. =D

I am speaking for the best of the game, not because Simians wants mechanics changed for this conflict but because the game can become much better for the next age if some changes are made. Its really stupid that provinces on 10k acres with 120k def cant be broken for any good gains just because they are OOR. Its also really stupid that duration on ops on such targets is very low and that range infact offer them tons of protection any normal province in range would not have.

[Avenger]

Anri at it again. Good laugh.

[Anri]

Anri at it again. Good laugh.

So in your pov everything is just fine as it is and game does not need changes or finetuning?
Range issues is just one of the many problems.

[gergnub]

Infact, you wont live to see that happen :). Age is coming to an end and you are starting to look like an all time biggest farm i have ever seen. =D

Says the kid who farmed out to HoH. now now.

[glee87]

gg anri. u got it all figured out.