Simians goes Chicken...or Ape? Anri's Revenge? Where is it?

[flutterby]

pew pew is very confused as to what the goal here is lol

^ The faery gets it!!!!

[Relic]

Stall a unaligned kingdom not going for any rank indefinitely, after you have initiated hostile with said kingdom by hitting into their eow cf, sounds like a decent goal.

What is the expected turn over rate on the simian rooster?

[Lestat]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3srdfi/

[Binar]

bishop... that was a nice burn :(

[goodz]

Infact, you wont live to see that happen :). Age is coming to an end and you are starting to look like an all time biggest farm i have ever seen. =D

I am speaking for the best of the game, not because Simians wants mechanics changed for this conflict but because the game can become much better for the next age if some changes are made. Its really stupid that provinces on 10k acres with 120k def cant be broken for any good gains just because they are OOR. Its also really stupid that duration on ops on such targets is very low and that range infact offer them tons of protection any normal province in range would not have.

raze if they are too big.

Or declare and if your max nw range gap you still get 350 acres per hit

this is like this so smaller kds can utterly screw with larger kds forever... nw range gains is a good thing.

[Binar]

dont go all mr miyagi on them now goodz :P

[Mansoor]

Now i.know why kingdoms disband and why simians have so high player turnover. Their tactic to outbore the enemy might work but just leaves at least me with a feeling if i want to play next age or not. Heck, Simians are like rehab =) Your utopia addiction.is.gone and i might be able to quit. I shouldnt be mad at simians i should be thanking them.

[Anri]

Now i.know why kingdoms disband and why simians have so high player turnover. Their tactic to outbore the enemy might work but just leaves at least me with a feeling if i want to play next age or not. Heck, Simians are like rehab =) Your utopia addiction.is.gone and i might be able to quit. I shouldnt be mad at simians i should be thanking them.

14 of your orcs have below 140k def now army home.
Your TBs are hitting a huge tax roof.
All your orcs are mostly kept below 10k pessies.
9 of your orcs has below 80k def army home.
5 orcs below 100 nwpa on your KD page now.

Come out of fort stance again and die even harder.

We think its fun. I cant help you dont think its fun and feel it is boring. I would think its boring to be in a orc KD right now also. Our side is having fun and maybe you should think about things like this before you harvest our acres.

From what i know we have 25 players staying in Simians.

You speak as if you know anything. There will be war in time and my people is looking forward to it.

If your people is bored and feel its a boring game its not my problem. Pick another strategy/setup.
This is the only way to fight orc clerics when running a human KD. You also counted us out and more or less trashtalked us here over how much acres you took etc etc. You also think we just give you all of these acres for free?

1) We did not want this war cause we had IRL troubles and we had all ready fought you once this age
2) One province hit you, its not like we fully waved you. You could have got to retal this province.
3) We did not ask for this fight and you waved us over and over despite of it.

Sitt there and take our ops til we declare you and let it be a lesson.

[Anri]

pew pew is very confused as to what the goal here is lol

Simians lost 40k acres to them so the goal is ofc to take all those acres back with a return.
No matter if it takes 2 days or 20 days. Just helping them to understand.

[Binar]

Lesson of what? How to bore the living sh*t out of someone?

[Anri]

Lesson of what? How to bore the living sh*t out of someone?

We will press the button and we dont care how bored you are til we do. If you dont think this game is fun then leave it. We are just utilizing our setups strength vs orc setup. If you dont like it to bad.

Lots of whining going on in here from pewpew people. All of them like to end this. Yea i would also if i took 40k acres that i could lose just as quickly in war.

[Anri]

9. W 294023 [OR] - 132.6gc
10. S 130373 [OR] - 126.23gc
11. A 66666 [OR] - 116.29gc
12. B 54321 [OR] - 113.06gc
13. J 36118 [OR] - 111.93gc
14. T 30083 [OR] - 111.38gc
15. P 167077 [OR] - 110.43gc
16. L 178018 [OR] - 108.91gc
17. Y 297783 [OR] - 108.67gc
18. O 137260 [OR] - 105.23gc
19. E 26205 [OR] - 104.94gc
20. D 10101 [OR] - 104.09gc
21. K 119984 [OR] - 99.14gc
22. X 25907 [OR] - 98.21gc
23. H 69696 [OR] - 97.71gc
24. R 55575 [OR] - 97.52gc
25. F 106828 [OR] - 92.77gc

There, point is, a few more will go below 100 nwpa and get fireballed down extra hard once you exit fort stance and then we prob gonna tornado them down even further. Once you see this status of pewpew. Count on war and count on losing your acres.

Good day

[gergnub]

tick tock, the age is ending!

[Binar]

but you wont be able to retake 40k acres..
hmm maybe like 20-25k before you WD, and that could have been done like 5 days ago allready.

BOOOOOOOOORING

[Anri]

but you wont be able to retake 40k acres..
hmm maybe like 20-25k before you WD, and that could have been done like 5 days ago allready.

BOOOOOOOOORING

So if we wait another week, can we take 50k acres then?

I am sry, but we dont keep the same time schedule as you do. Not our problem.