Did Sanct and Mother Advice notice?

[Elldallan]

You know how I mastered Elitish? By watching a ton of Yoda in Star Wars. Will can sure learn it try if everyone.

Easiest way to learn it is to just stay around him long enough and little by little he starts making sense.
I don't know whether it's because he's actually getting better or because you unconsciously understand what it is he's trying to say :P

[Realest]

Elit's syntax is consistently (wrong), so the pattern shouldn't be hard to figure out. Your brain is a marvelous organ <removed>. Also, he does you a great favour in spelling correctly, which is more than you can say for a lot of incoherent individuals.

[Palem]

Let's not get all racist up in here

[Realest]

but the result of my study is statistically significant.

[Syntico]

There's no place for racism on the interweb.

[KuhaN]

Few kds can really get all 25 online these days

but we got 3g and sh*t everywhere nowadays

saD.

[Elit]

Look like Sanctuary know about WPA bug and triked us. They didn't put any WTS on his FA so we can AW them. Now they cast meteor x1 per 26 try on provinces with 3+ more raw wpa!!!
I;m expect dorje to run his calc about bug and report it :P

[amokchen]

When are we going to see some bigs provs created

[American Badass]

Event Summary
- Elit pm's for war
- Elit insults in pm after not receiving a reply in less than a day, continue to send insult pm's
- Elit's kd sends multiple taunt banners
- Tivoli comes out of fort
- Tivoli pm's elit, he replies he will stay in fort for as long as he likes. (Ball-less)
- Elit's kd runs into fort being 110% land/nw larger
- Elit continues exploring in fort to be 115% land/nw larger
- Comes out still does not wave Tivoli but steals from Tivoli for 2 days.
- Tags hostile hitting a kd 60% of their nw with 2 hits.
- Tivoli's monarch pm's that kd, seeing no retal hits. Asking the monarch to send cf, the monarch says no need. Im not going to retal you can go ahead and hit.
- Elit's kd continues stealing from Tivoli, while making multiple randoms out of their supposed hostile
- Tivoli makes a few hits into Elit's kd.
- Elit cries a river about being double hostiled.
- Elit farms tak3****'s kd like some darkest ghetto
- tak3**** is being butthurted for 2 ages now

OMG someone call the cops!

[sheeplovebeer]

Looks like a fun war, I enjoy reading about the strategies :)

[munk]

Can we get an update instead of all the nonsense currently :)?

[citadela01]

I stoped by to read up on intetesting war only to find out this turned into another **** flinging thread ... meh

[Anri]

Who is winning?

Can Elit or Jdorje provide some more insight on the war without revealing to much?

More then only a summary of hits.

[LightNing]

Dunno why anyone feels entitled to updates before war is over. Go do something interesting with your own kingdoms perhaps? You all seem really bored..

[Korp]

Given this is a top war which has chance of having a great impact on chart placements its not at all weird people find interest in it