You're an Absalom player, so you fit right into the hat.
Absalom had plenty of good kds and got where they are because they have done a good job on several levels. But there have been absalom kds of dubious quality who won the crown, because the alliance did it for them.
Most undeserved crown was Playboys maybe 20-25 ages ago. They diced and diced and diced all age, well in the range of a number of kds, but no one dared to hit despite their very low DPA and as good as non-existant OPA. I had no killers that age and was unable to force them to train defence and offence.
That being said, Playboys was a very good kd, one of the best, and had plenty of nice players. But that particular crown was a joke. Their other crows were well deserved. :)