The bottom is hot

[Kandy]

or you could just try to war someone bigger and not a sure win?

Average Opponent Relative Size 89%

Are you sure you should be the one talking abt this?

Also wasnt it your kd that started randoming provinces cause you couldnt handle a beat down? and "broke" cf so u could feed another kd acres

[Chrystal Palace]

Average Opponent Relative Size 89%

Are you sure you should be the one talking abt this?

Also wasnt it your kd that started randoming provinces cause you couldnt handle a beat down? and "broke" cf so u could feed another kd acres

when was this?? when did we get a beat down? when did we break a cf to give acres away? and i also stated we have no issues finding wars. And everyone we warred was not a sure win. we didnt even go looking for 3/4 of our waars. they found us. now. with that said.

we dont random. we dont attack the small kingdoms for acres. we dont hit into your hostiles. however people like war monkeys and 2-3 other kingdoms decided to steal our sh*t when we came out of eowcf a few hours ago. i am one of the few leaders in the top that care about warring tier. so we expect some sort of respect when it comes to them. now we will attack when our **** gets stolen. we will raze out your top honor provs. i figure if we can stay out of your daily affairs and not come snooping around for acres you should stay out of our gc/rune stocks. so before all the QQ starts of us hitting a smaller kd and dropping them out of any crown race please remember i said dont steal our ****.

also would like to publicly thank sparta for handling this issue with grace. they stole like 2 mil and as soon as bart found out he was messaging us and offering it back. that we can deal with. we didnt even want it back. we just respected the diplo attempt. like i said. we dont take acres unless we are provoked.

thank you and good day.

[Child]

This age is the AGE of Bull*hit to me. Earlier in the age, we snatched the news of Hipmunks to see they were not hostile, then waved them. They declined to war, made some threats and we moved on and forgot about them. Then later we were OBVIOUSLY hostile with someone with attacks from both kingdoms going back and forth when all of a sudden we start getting waved by Hipmunks. I send them CF and let them know we are going to war in a few hours, and they kept hitting us saying how we did the same thing to them. BS After that, even more BS from Ascension.

...Is that genuinely the story you're going to stick to? That's not how we role, ever.
I would remind you of what actually happened but I don't know which KD you belong to.

Edit: If you are warriors oath like I suspect, you hit into our tagged and active hostile. You are the reason extended hostiles are risky.
You were also not hostile or tagged hostile when we hit you. At the time you said you were planning on warring someone else soon.

If you are someone else, I apologise.

[Uncle Ed]

Child Please! (I always wanted to say that)

I have a question for you. Have you ever seen a kingdom tagged "Hostile PSO" or the ever popular "Hostile STFO" and not be hostile? I have seen kingdoms tagged like that for days and they never send out a wave or get waved. Like I said, we snatch news on everyone our size in normal mode and if we notice no attacks against them we will wave them. Maybe that is wrong, but I think it is also wrong for a kingdom to tag themselves hostile and all they are doing is pumping sciences, wizards, or elites. We snatched your news and saw that no one was waving you, and you guys were just learn attacking smaller kingdoms so we figured you were one of those kingdoms that false tagged themselves. If that is not the case, then I apologize.

I know you waved us while we were being waved by 2 other kingdoms and were like a million NW smaller than you. You are right, we were not tagged, but if you snatched our news then there is no way you can say we were not hostile with a kingdom. Multiple attacks into our kingdom by them and multiple attacks into their kingdom by us means hostile, right? You know what, perhaps we made a mistake, perhaps you made a mistake, who knows? Hopefully the next time we bump into each other, both of us can act in a more honorable way. Fair enough?

[Child]

That sounds fair to me, let's put it down to us both making a mistake in the way we looked for hostile. I can accept that!
And to be fair to you, as soon as we pointed out that we actually were in a hostile you guys accept CF immediately. So I suppose you're not as bad as I made you out to be :P

[Uncle Ed]

Sweet, let's all sit around the campfire now and sing Kumbaya......who wants to join us. *Warlords and Ascension are still not invited*

TBH Child, while u guys went over the top with the revenge thing, you did not hurt us too bad. You basically just slapped our hands and called us bad boys. lol We still won that war, so no harm done.

[Sabbot]

Sweet, let's all sit around the campfire now and sing Kumbaya......who wants to join us. *Warlords and Ascension are still not invited*

You still seem upset about dragging out a lost war and having three players die in the process. Sorry you feel that way maybe in the future we can war again and we can bury another hatchet in you. I think thats how the expression goes.

[Uncle Ed]

Geeez, Sabbot why must you be so violent. You that upset about not being invited to our campfire?

We would never war the Mighty Ascension again. You guys are like robots. Your activity is sick. I saw like 18 of your guys logged on for 20 hours, and all of you logged off for the same 4 hours a day. We cannot beat that. I need more sleep than 4 hours, and I am not by my computer for every waking moment either. Plus, I like to joke around a lot, and you guys have no sense of humor at all. I mean you killed my monarch over a joke, although you did laugh about it so I guess you find some things funny. Hilarious joke in the war forum (not funny), Killing 3 provinces and ruining their age (Super funny!) Serious people, if you do not have 20 guys that can log on for 20 hours a day then do not war Ascension. I do not know how they do it, but it is amazing to see.

[Championsound]

is there any kd that doesnt hurt your feelings uncle ed?

[Uncle Ed]

You have not been paying attention son, there are many kingdoms I enjoyed warring and respect a lot. Divinity, Seagulls, Pirates, Beaches, Spartans, heck even the Bouncers who are kicking our butts right now are pretty cool. You see when you are honest, act with honor and respect, and try to make the game better by teaching people how to play the game, then you have my respect. Fortunately, most of the kingdoms I have dealt with have been really cool, which is why I still play the game. If it ever goes back to the war it used to be where most of the people running kingdoms are complete jerks, then I will quit the game AGAIN. That is fair, right?

[Child]

Coming soon: Ascension VS Freekstyle? Definitely a war to watch!

[Goodwitch]

how does the war ascension vs freekstyle have anything to do with the title of this thread? 9th vs 11th? I would not consider that bottom.

[MyNameIsMatija]

My question is what the hell is Freekstyle?

[texn]

My question is what the hell is Freekstyle?

Dunno, maybe some wannabes :)

[Child]

I believe "the bottom" simply refers to warring tier, so it is perfectly relevant!

Good luck to both KDs. I'm expecting to see a long, tough war.