"Go back to the gym because you f'king suck at utopia, noob." -Godly
My classic black theme for Utopia - Updated 5/13/15
Greatest strategy thread/question of all-time.
Well Kuhan, this happens when you get triggered....
"having fun warring when you have whoring and number 1 as a goal is totally pointless..." - Korp
"while I heart shiester when we both play serious and are in the same kingdom, I hate shiester on the forums and pretty much disagree with everything he says. Even he knows this." - Flogger asking me out on a date
The devs have made a decision to kill competitive utopia and have thereby killed my interest with it.
This got a lot more interesting overnight. Time to dial up standard activity.
love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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Weed bowls
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE
Not really Strato. There is no clown fiesta posting, there was only one Trump image..... all in all a poor showing from the community.
"having fun warring when you have whoring and number 1 as a goal is totally pointless..." - Korp
"while I heart shiester when we both play serious and are in the same kingdom, I hate shiester on the forums and pretty much disagree with everything he says. Even he knows this." - Flogger asking me out on a date
The devs have made a decision to kill competitive utopia and have thereby killed my interest with it.
Can we get godly taunt for free again bishop, I have some ideas
-Gurch
Lots of people in this thread that don't know what the **** they're talking about. 2 rounds ago I spent 4 hours trying to negotiate a CF with Mithras (Emeriti) to include Pyro (flogger) in the CR/Emeriti CF deal as a favor to flogger. I tried my best, they refused to CF flogger. What does flogger do? He waves us with avians (a race that cannot lose land in war) and essentially gives Emeriti additional time to be ready for us. This is the kind of mentality I'm talking about. Every time flogger joins Pyro, he basically just comes up with greedy all-in setups that will get ****ed over 9/10 times to try to get a war win off us before he quits the round. He can't do it in BB because they know better. His all-in this round was basically "I'm gonna dump my pool in protection and train 0 offense. If anyone with a brain is in a nearby island, I'll just quit." He's basically the personification of playing an offline poker game on your computer. You just go all in over and over again until you bust and then create a new game.
I'm still not certain why no kingdom waved them or emeriti after they did CBs and saw 0 offense. It's like kingdoms are either brain dead or purposely playing against their win condition of getting a free wave + CF. Solution: lift the island reveal so all kingdoms have the opportunity to punish and it isn't just "who is lucky enough to be rolled on an island."
"Godly, you do realized that you have just sealed your faith now, right?"
Peephole outside the top tend to see a significant flaw, like zero offense, as a trap. Even if I'd have been here and compelled the kingdom to wave we would've expected to get t-boned.
Then there's always the possibility of The Mega-Troll. This could all be fabricated for whatever reason.
love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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Weed bowls
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE
yeah!
lets try ti wave ppl
ummmm, Goldy, perhaps no one waved us when he had over 36K DP and 0 offense OOP because no one could break that? Then we were fort and training after all the wave-outs happened because everyone that trains serious offense is almost certainly max gaining OOP across mutiple targets because you gain more than that spending it all on one province with 36K DP. Maybe it also has something to do with, most KD's don't have 25 and don't want to wave into a KD with 25 just because two have 0 offense... And Maybe just MAYBE people don't run around asking "what would help CR the most this age and make Goldy cry less?"
"having fun warring when you have whoring and number 1 as a goal is totally pointless..." - Korp
"while I heart shiester when we both play serious and are in the same kingdom, I hate shiester on the forums and pretty much disagree with everything he says. Even he knows this." - Flogger asking me out on a date
The devs have made a decision to kill competitive utopia and have thereby killed my interest with it.
#1 did happen :P
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