Lotus / Fluffy

[Evilyn]

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 1 of YR10 till May 24 of YR10 - 24 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 62 (16,093 acres)
-- Traditional march: 57 (15,583 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (510 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (11,431 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Uniques: 15
Total attacks suffered: 79 (13,522 acres)
-- Traditional march: 69 (13,272 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (250 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (0 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Abduct: 1
-- Failed: 3 (3.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 28

** The kingdom of 6:11 **
Total land exchanged: +2,571 (62/79)
+8,252 An unknown province (28/0)
+1,299 OMG I Killed Kenny (4/1)
+946 OMG Who Killed Kenny (7/5)
+712 Kennys heart is a baked potato (2/0)
+539 I want to be king (3/1)
+311 Kenny gets frozen in carbonite (2/1)
+304 Struck Kenny with lightning (1/0)
+194 I didnt like Kenny Anyway (4/9)
+127 CoL (3/4)
+59 Strangled Kenny with a zip tie (1/2)
-185 Gladiator (0/1)
-217 Turn on the red light (0/1)
-265 What the duck (0/1)
-272 Something Clever (0/1)
-329 Condemned To The Gallows (0/2)
-332 Moi moi beaches (0/1)
-374 ducks are honorable (1/3)
-505 Neil Armstrong (3/4)
-551 Bricks will be shat (0/2)
-730 Vanguard (1/2)
-1,087 OverloadedOnPlanetariumInfo (1/5)
-5,325 No I Killed Kenny U bastards (1/33)


** The kingdom of 2:1 **
Total land exchanged: -1,768 (75/56)
+2,565 An unknown province (12/0)
+1,871 Beyond the Wall (4/0)
+1,384 Kallichore (7/0)
+925 Inexpensive Great Wall (4/0)
+743 Bojaka (4/1)
+569 You are fake news (4/0)
+555 I like canada (5/0)
+393 Bigger Button (1/0)
+306 Make Russia great again (2/0)
+298 Very Stable Genius (4/0)
+253 China China China (3/0)
+244 SheriffOfNottingham (3/0)
+193 You Are Fired (1/0)
+187 Fluffy Popcorn (6/2)
+185 My daughter is hot (1/0)
+139 Womb Raider (2/0)
+73 Bigly (1/0)
-369 The Last President (0/2)
-901 Trump UNiversity (0/5)
-1,462 Little Rocket Man (3/6)
-1,494 The Fake Award Goes To Donald (0/5)
-2,604 total flunky SAD (3/12)
-2,816 ExtremelyCredibleSource (1/9)
-3,005 Global Warming Hoax (4/14)


** The kingdom of 4:10 **
Total land exchanged: -397 (0/2)
-397 Legend of Darth Vader (0/2)


** The kingdom of 2:5 **
Total land exchanged: +108 (2/0)
+108 Black Berry (2/0)


** The kingdom of 6:10 **
Total land exchanged: -159 (0/1)
-159 Sweet Nightmare O Mine (0/1)


** The kingdom of 3:12 **
Total land exchanged: -355 (2/2)
+337 Catapult (1/0)
+214 Rotary Phone (1/1)
-906 Chastity Belt (0/1)


** The kingdom of 1:14 **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (0/1)
- RosVoaL (0/1)

[umajon911]

Where were all the oops?! lol

[Crazy Starsfan]

Where were all the oops?! lol

they know that people are watching now so they have turned off their script just for this one time :D

[umajon911]

Sneaky petes!!!!!

[Thunder TA]

lol, people still throwing out this mess, They are not the only ones having this issue when war starts .

[Nathz]

Change of plans...

Draft Emergency NOW!!!

Start Training June 7th!!!
All TM's get off specs.

We will raze kill 6:11 Asap!!!

MM message. We are coming.

[umajon911]

Change of plans...

Draft Emergency NOW!!!

Start Training June 7th!!!
All TM's get off specs.

We will raze kill 6:11 Asap!!!

MM message. We are coming.

Target sharing....

[Palem]

That's not really target sharing. They're not asking anyone to help them raze them.

Super lame, but not target sharing

[Evilyn]

4 Days left in age. I see no reason for that Nathz.
I think you guys have made your point. HotFix and all.
Ahh heck neither side will WD anyway.

[Madchess]

if there is 4 days left then where is the stay in kingdom option?

[umajon911]

4 Days left in age. I see no reason for that Nathz.
I think you guys have made your point. HotFix and all.
Ahh heck neither side will WD anyway.

This COULD derermine crown...

[Nathz]

With 1 dead on COL side. I dont think they would win. They should had contact me for terms before they went to war.

[HellDragos]

You guys should stop this ... let them have the war.. It was not agreed.. its just rude to ruin 2 wars for a grudge...

[Avenger]

With 1 dead on COL side. I dont think they would win. They should had contact me for terms before they went to war.

This must be the height of your utopian career.

[Paradise]

The guy got killed because of the confession that he killed Kenny and called people "bastards" ? :P