Needs more simians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Binar
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Needs more simians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Binar
They need more of us too, apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Band of Horses
They just cancelled/started an emerald drake. Wonder how long that will take to fund. :)
January 4 of YR7 Simians KLA (x:xx) has cancelled their dragon project targetted at us.
January 4 of YR7 Simians KLA (x:xx) has begun a Emerald Dragon project against us!
Good job, Nesta :)
PS: Cool banner
Show banner please, some of us don't have accounts. (palem and I)Quote:
Originally Posted by CalleOcho
http://imgur.com/Tglmau4.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Band of Horses
Who are these ghettos?Quote:
Originally Posted by ofgortens
Put your tongue away Farmer JohnQuote:
Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
What really happens when you Bar-B-Q a monkey?
Does it spray out diarrhea? Does it start to smell funky?
Does it pretend it's not burning and refuse to believe,
That six-degrees of burns is the most it can achieve?
Or do flames build resolve, making it all the meaner?
Ignoring the hot inferno that burns it's arse and weiner?
And does it even matter - does anybody even care?
About a naked shaking primate who burned off all it's hair?
Put Pyros and Simians together and watch the farming war
Take it all up in a bag and place it near somebody's door
Ring the bell and then prepare to watch the show ensue
Set that bag of apes on fire and see them stomped out by a shoe.
The end.
I see we have got yet another fan <3Quote:
Originally Posted by PhunkyPhishStyle
You can call it that, my swedish meatball <3 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Anri
Who knows when it will come to a good use :PQuote:
Originally Posted by 13nesta13
We dont have bank luxary like you guys, we still happy to war! =D
Top kds in server...
Didn't you guys though that they haven't funded and they restarted it to pay less while both kds have lost nw
How long has it been since Pyro have seen a drake? 24+ hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by skoyl12
So they wait 24 hours++ to save what...? 3mil on a dragon?
Strange reason to wait that long of a time.
Is it amateur troll hour? pyro posts their summaries right after their waves, and you all jump bandwagons? lol you guys are cute. Clearly having 3 banks is going to allow them more room to fund dragons...but those banks aren't doing much else. Why would we compete directly with those banks when we can destroy their core and take care of the banks later? You all think the tide of the war was turned because we targeted their t/m's for a couple waves...perhaps you guys should learn more about war tactics before you speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by wickedfail
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Originally Posted by Chuck
Speaking of "amateur troll hour"...:/ This has nothing to do with questioning your war tactics, it was simply a reply to the guy stating you waited so long to start/switch dragons to save cash. Which I'm assuming it wasn't. So calm down and re-read.
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Originally Posted by Chuck
because once you have exhausted your offense on their core, you have nothing left for the banks unless you have insanely good tms?
You can't teach an old monkey new tricks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
Monkey see, monkey doo doo
Time for some inside info: they don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
There is a good reason why those cows aren't sending out.Quote:
Originally Posted by faegan
If Simians gets the edge on their core there is a way, just a longer gestation.
Chuck is correct, we're being crushed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck
That's a huge net worth difference to make up
From Pyro's side.
May 21 of YR6 - January 14 of YR7
65 hours of conflict
Total Attacks Made: 413 (+86072 acres)
+ + + Uniques: 111
+ + + Trad March: 368 (+81203 acres)
+ + + Conquest: 28 (+3590 acres)
+ + + Ambush: 8 (+1279 acres)
+ + + Massacre: 1 (+5365 people)
+ + + Fails: 8 (1.93%)
+ + + Aid: 548 Packets
Total Attacks Suffered: 449 (-77407 acres)
- - - Uniques: 113
- - - Trad March: 420 (-74746 acres)
- - - Ambush: 15 (-2661 acres)
- - - Learn: 5
- - - Fails: 9 (2%)
Net Exchange: +8665 acres
Pyro:
Total Networth 13,797,336gc (avg: 551,893gc)
Total Land 104,393 acres (avg: 4,175 acres)
Simians:
Total Networth 10,959,121gc (avg: 438,364gc)
Total Land 80,575 acres (avg: 3,223 acres)
Networth gap is starting to widen. Simians only has one "big" left.
:D
[00:14:20] <proteus> looks like simians is taking it to you
[00:14:28] <proteus> not so cocky anymore eh n00b
-cJ
Procy, stop posting summary after our mini wave. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Procy
Simians no like.
On a side note, burundukos is very lucky that my province IP blocked with cJ's after our nm wave. He would have been in a 1.2k deeper trouble.
On side note who gives a ****! ♥♥ at 0537 am sweden time baby joel was born. ♥♥♥
Congrats calle and mama calle and baby calle! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by calle
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Originally Posted by calle
Congrats calle
....Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOne
All I have to say is...don't take my science damn dirty apes!
I worked extremely hard to get 1500 bpa as orc this war...not cool!
Newest graph based on simians snatch news:
http://munk.be/simians2.png
Simians (summary)
own_tm 82,142 (464)
own_raze 1,005 (11)
own_learn 0 (5)
own_fail 0 (9)
own_cq 3,094 (14)
own_bush 2,661 (15)
enemy_tm 88,643 (409)
enemy_mass 5,365 (1)
enemy_fail 0 (8)
enemy_bush 1,279 (8)
TOTAL -2025
Whole war
Simians KLA
10,896,802gc (-5,529,116) 82,726 acres (-17,156)
PyroManiaCs WARRR
13,577,618gc (-4,047,946) 100,770 acres (-8,770)
Last 24 hrs
Simians KLA
10,896,802gc (-1,792,207) 82,726 acres (-11,426)
PyroManiaCs WARRR
13,577,618gc (-743,347) 100,770 acres (4,006)
Seems to be going the wrong way - Simians NW dropping fast and with weaker economy? -- WD incoming?
Its look similar to AMA vs RBL but there is some differences. Can you find them? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by tetley
Finally posting proper summary after Simians wave. :)
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 21 of YR6 till January 16 of YR7 - 68 hours
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 423 (88,864 acres)
-- Traditional march: 377 (83,874 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (1,279 acres)
-- Conquest: 29 (3,711 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (5,365 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 112
Total attacks suffered: 488 (84,606 acres)
-- Traditional march: 459 (81,945 acres)
-- Ambush: 15 (2,661 acres)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 9 (1.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 126
** The kingdom of PyroManiaCs **
Total land exchanged: +4,258 (423/488)
+31,435 An unknown province (115/0)
+3,158 23 keep moving forward (16 [6]/1)
+2,889 02 something you already know (15 [6]/2)
+2,038 10 to your knees (7 [5]/3)
+1,156 13 You me or nobody (8 [5]/3)
+914 03 The world aint (7 [4]/0)
+783 09 it will beat you (21 [6]/6)
+556 16 But it aint about (9 [3]/0)
+353 08 how tough you are (25 [6]/15)
-183 01 Let me tell you (9 [2]/1)
-446 07 I dont care (4 [3]/5)
-457 25 We did it (15 [4]/19)
-647 22 you can take and (13 [6]/14)
-715 05 Its a very mean (19 [6]/29)
-771 24 Yo Adrian (19 [5]/19)
-839 14 is gonna hit as (9 [6]/12)
-1,092 06 and nasty place (7 [3]/10)
-1,413 15 hard as life (9 [4]/15)
-2,024 04 all sunshine and rainbows (7 [4]/18)
-2,787 11 and keep you there (14 [4]/23)
-3,973 18 Its about how (15 [4]/91)
-3,974 20 hit and keep moving (21 [5]/51)
-4,056 12 permanently if you let it (2 [2]/10)
-4,411 19 hard you can get (8 [3]/51)
-4,786 17 how hard you hit (13 [4]/47)
-6,450 21 forward how much (16 [6]/43)
** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: -4,258 (488/423)
+27,761 An unknown province (96/0)
+1,411 Friesian (11 [4]/1)
+675 Interesting Times (17 [6]/5)
+569 Centurian (13 [5]/0)
+561 Raistlin (12 [3]/0)
+443 arghh RORO (11 [4]/0)
+334 Rosso (12 [3]/0)
+197 No alarms anymore for me (30 [8]/15)
+81 Justin Bieber (1 [1]/0)
-109 Blood and Sand (22 [6]/20)
-419 it means no worries (28 [7]/41)
-789 LuckyShot (10 [5]/6)
-791 Queen of Blades (15 [5]/11)
-1,116 Woof bloody woof (22 [6]/24)
-1,118 Chooey (23 [8]/25)
-1,960 luvulongtime (19 [6]/24)
-2,022 I eat elves for breakfast (23 [7]/30)
-2,097 Help ME Im defenseless (16 [6]/19)
-2,273 Oh No its HIM (22 [8]/58)
-2,295 Madara Uchiha (24 [7]/30)
-3,410 FazeBook (17 [5]/33)
-3,551 Cheese Pie (20 [8]/26)
-4,406 The Mentalist (16 [4]/27)
-4,888 Paul Walker (4 [1]/12)
-5,046 burundukos (4 [3]/16)
A few things regarding the war:
They stack acres on banks, this is where they have thier gains obviously. Simians failed to kill thier pop because our t/ms and chains could not FB them effectively. So this gives them dragon advantage for all war and the ability to aid like mad and gain free acres on us. Not much more to say about that.
See summary, all thier gains is stacked on the banks.
We done some damage, we hitted all but one T/M, some t/ms many times. So it hurt thier pool acres.
We currently work on what looks to be a race of who can rape the other sides attackers first. So, we do 99% damage into the orcs right now. We are not done in the war, even if they stack acres on the banks. The banks is really nothing we ever had a chance to overcome. We knew they had 4 cows and we was rather suprised we managed to take one down with us. Two 6500a provs and 1 7k human vs 4 cows on 9-11k acres. Not a bad job done there. Our biggest weakness is that our t/ms been unable to take out thier banks pop, if that had been done, we would be looking at having big chances to win the war. Banks just control wars like this.
Pyro is up 4k acres on the last summary they posted? We took that into full waving them into fort stance like maniacs.
I am not impressed, i am not suprised. With a bit more channeling and wpa on the t/ms we would more then likely had this war in our pocket. 25% success rate on so many banks just dont work. Hopefully thier unpumped banks will be all they have before we choose to move on. I wish Pyro GL, they will need it in the future.
Your post speaks of 1 thing : Sore LoserQuote:
Originally Posted by Anri
You challenge us to a war, we accepted the challenge fresh out of eowcf+48hrs with some chained provinces and didnt QQ about it. We beat you fair and square and outplayed you. We had a bad start because Nesta & myself were busy with CNY but mainly due to the fact that you have a stronger core which dealt more damage at the start. Thus, all our hybrids could have been hit at the start, though right now things are slowly changing for the better
Also our 4 banks werent 4 banks. 2 provinces were explored up 48hours before conflcit. Once again, dont complain about the 4 'banks' as we outmaneuvered you because we didnt want to commit the greatest sin in the game -> waste pool. And our banks arent putting that much acres thus far (though you think they have been putting alot of acres) is because we wasted alot of bank hits on Simian's core to help out at the start.
Recap : You challenge us to the war and openly stated in the forums you are coming after us, thinking that your stronger and more pumped core and decent TMs can hold us down.
Anyone who still have some respect for you and just read your post will probably think you are just a sore loser. You cant simply admit defeat and take a loss in a war that you challenged us and hence want to FSU before moving on. Sure no problem. You just made yourself look bad :D
It's fine Nubri, whatever rocks your boat. :)
-cJ
You keep calling my hybrids TM's, I think they're starting to get offended :) Only my 2 faeries are TMs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anri
And you over-sensationalise your hits on them. Some of them have been hit like what, 1-2 times? You only dropped one halfling and one elf (the elf barely), the rest are growing. My hybrids wont be hitting 100% nw targets if they weren't hybrids but TM's.
Case in point, from munk TF: 2nd number refers to land change :)
13 You me or nobody Elf 4,583 575 642,946 -39,039 140.29
06 and nasty place Elf 3,519 -1,017 537,124 -238,204 152.64
16 But it aint about Faery 4,228 492 703,673 35,514 166.43
01 Let me tell you Faery 3,859 -168 645,690 -42,047 167.32
07 I dont care Halfling 5,075 276 677,723 -110,309 133.54
15 hard as life Halfling 1,970 -1,521 286,424 -329,356 145.39
10 to your knees Human 5,975 1,117 820,151 7,068 137.26
And that's excluding all the incoming land which my HYBRIDS have hit out for (300-500 acre taps), unlike your little elves doing 20-50 x 4 acre hits :)
Ohh i will accept the defeat man, just not yet. I simply point out why we lose if you dont get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOne
Are you telling me you did not have 4 banks? That is interesting, because it sure looked like it.
I saw 4 provs on 9-11k acres. You know, i see one of them right now on 12k acres, a faery. Or maybe i am blind? Lets see, you had no banks, you only had 2 banks. The other 22k acres that was stacked into bank provs clearly did not count. You are right, we cant count those two provs, not at all.
And i must be dreaming when i look at the summary above, no acres is stacked on the banks.
They have not gained any acres at all.
Are you really arguing that my KD is losing because we cant control your banks?
What else would it be that makes us lose? We can break everything but your banks and we outspeed/outgain you.
Plzz man, we lose because you have 4 banks, end of story.
I am not a sore loser at all, i know the strength of Pyros and i am not impressed.
Regarding Simians not using pool, no, we did not have a pact of CFs over entire t10 and a powerplaying KD that ran over and over from AMA by blocks. And, yes, we would have raped you yr1, when you were fat and without banks. lol
Ill be back for Pyro, its not about losing or winning to me, if we only wanted to win we would not full wave Pyro with 4 banks into fort stance. Enough said
Wow Anri. Wow...Quote:
Originally Posted by Anri