What really happens when you Bar-B-Q a monkey?
Does it spray out diarrhea? Does it start to smell funky?
Does it pretend it's not burning and refuse to believe,
That six-degrees of burns is the most it can achieve?
Or do flames build resolve, making it all the meaner?
Ignoring the hot inferno that burns it's arse and weiner?
And does it even matter - does anybody even care?
About a naked shaking primate who burned off all it's hair?
Put Pyros and Simians together and watch the farming war
Take it all up in a bag and place it near somebody's door
Ring the bell and then prepare to watch the show ensue
Set that bag of apes on fire and see them stomped out by a shoe.
The end.
