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04-02-2014, 17:59
Kreinhild

This is a HOSTILE + WAR summary... Just so everyone doesn't have to do math :)

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 1 of YR6 till February 1 of YR7 - 97 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 486 (103,298 acres)
-- Traditional march: 438 (98,138 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (1,279 acres)
-- Conquest: 31 (3,881 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (5,365 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 129
Total attacks suffered: 606 (100,951 acres)
-- Traditional march: 563 (98,061 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (2,890 acres)
-- Raze: 11 (1,005 acres)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 11 (1.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 158

** The kingdom of Pyro **
Total land exchanged: +2,347 (486/606)
+32,321 An unknown province (118/0)
+3,695 23 keep moving forward (18 [6]/1)
+2,889 02 something you already know (15 [6]/2)
+1,476 10 to your knees (8 [6]/5)
+1,357 03 The world aint (9 [5]/0)
+1,319 08 how tough you are (29 [7]/15)
+755 13 You me or nobody (8 [5]/4)
+590 09 it will beat you (25 [7]/13)
+556 16 But it aint about (9 [3]/0)
+118 25 We did it (19 [5]/20)
+48 05 Its a very mean (23 [7]/30)
-183 01 Let me tell you (9 [2]/1)
-446 07 I dont care (4 [3]/5)
-1,092 06 and nasty place (7 [3]/10)
-1,256 22 you can take and (17 [7]/24)
-1,294 15 hard as life (13 [5]/17)
-1,430 24 Yo Adrian (19 [5]/23)
-1,544 14 is gonna hit as (11 [7]/22)
-2,301 11 and keep you there (19 [5]/29)
-2,824 04 all sunshine and rainbows (10 [5]/30)
-3,894 18 Its about how (19 [5]/96)
-4,812 20 hit and keep moving (26 [6]/65)
-5,341 12 permanently if you let it (2 [2]/13)
-5,350 19 hard you can get (11 [4]/66)
-5,579 17 how hard you hit (17 [5]/59)
-6,436 21 forward how much (21 [8]/56)

** The kingdom of Monkeys **
Total land exchanged: -2,347 (606/486)
+33,037 An unknown province (122/0)
+1,184 Interesting Times (23 [8]/5)
+816 Raistlin (16 [4]/0)
+694 No alarms anymore for me (36 [10]/17)
+584 arghh RORO (14 [5]/0)
+569 Centurian (13 [5]/0)
+512 Friesian (13 [5]/4)
+469 Rosso (16 [4]/0)
+313 Justin Bieber (5 [2]/0)
+142 Dont want to be UnDead (2 [1]/0)
-122 Queen of Blades (19 [6]/12)
-450 LuckyShot (14 [6]/6)
-933 Blood and Sand (23 [7]/24)
-1,167 Woof bloody woof (27 [8]/28)
-1,268 it means no worries (33 [9]/48)
-1,925 Oh No its HIM (27 [10]/61)
-2,022 I eat elves for breakfast (23 [7]/30)
-2,294 Madara Uchiha (29 [9]/33)
-2,363 Chooey (27 [9]/32)
-2,617 Cheese Pie (26 [10]/26)
-2,844 luvulongtime (19 [6]/28)
-3,401 FazeBook (22 [7]/38)
-3,488 Help ME Im defenseless (20 [8]/27)
-3,671 The Mentalist (20 [5]/27)
-4,766 Paul Walker (9 [3]/14)
-6,331 burundukos (8 [4]/26)
04-02-2014, 18:03
Kreinhild

For those who don't want to see HOSTILE... here is WAR only.

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 21 of YR6 till February 1 of YR7 - 77 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 483 (102,240 acres)
-- Traditional march: 435 (97,080 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (1,279 acres)
-- Conquest: 31 (3,881 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (5,365 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 127
Total attacks suffered: 569 (96,351 acres)
-- Traditional march: 537 (93,461 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (2,890 acres)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 11 (1.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 146

** The kingdom of PYRO **
Total land exchanged: +5,889 (483/569)
04-02-2014, 18:15
jjofdenmark

So .. all in all. We can't play our banks why those are like semi deadweight and your core was way stronger than ours. Sounds like a hard one to lose. Despite that fact you did a brilliant job. Seems like the only thing we and our nub leadership is good at, is running around like wild deluded noObs whos only utopian ability is to distribute asses in handbaskets.
04-02-2014, 18:26
Proteus

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjofdenmark

So .. all in all. We can't play our banks why those are like semi deadweight and your core was way stronger than ours. Sounds like a hard one to lose. Despite that fact you did a brilliant job. Seems like the only thing we and our nub leadership is good at, is running around like wild deluded noObs whos only utopian ability is to distribute asses in handbaskets.

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.
04-02-2014, 18:32
Anri

It was you that said it. I never said they are deadweight. I also never said that you leaders is running around like wild deluded noObs.
It is you that put words into my mouth. If you look above i said it was smart play to make the banks. So not sure what you are smoking.
I dont get to point out that 4 banks win wars vs a KD that has no banks? lol
04-02-2014, 18:35
Band of Horses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

Stating the obvious to all but maybe Pyro.
04-02-2014, 18:43
veritas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

On a more reasonable note you could claim that you dont have to suck in order to lose to CR or AMA... But then again we're not all born with a smalls dicks to compensate for.
04-02-2014, 18:44
veritas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

It was you that said it. I never said they are deadweight. I also never said that you leaders is running around like wild deluded noObs.
It is you that put words into my mouth. If you look above i said it was smart play to make the banks. So not sure what you are smoking.
I dont get to point out that 4 banks win wars vs a KD that has no banks? lol

Oh and Anri, I'm quoting here: "Regarding banks, they cant play them."
04-02-2014, 18:51
Anri

Quote:

Originally Posted by veritas

Oh and Anri, I'm quoting here: "Regarding banks, they cant play them."

They cant play banks.

edit: with risk of saying to much i wont tell them how to play a bank

What you dont get is that 4 banks still wins a war vs 0 banks. Even if they cant play banks!

They are not deadweight, they still play, they still aid, they still attack etc. Does not mean they can play them!

Dammit, i cant explain this to a peon. I warred some of the best bank players, and im sry to break it to you.
Pyro cant bank! They almost lost to 3 calfs.

Im to tired to explain. Imma have a beer and sign out from this place.

Ill come back for Pyro when your banks is raped. Have fun til then
04-02-2014, 18:57
TheOne

no worries, anri... Procy can probably replace the faerynub or human nubs post war :D

but it's just sad that Pyros dont have that much talent in cow-ing. tbh, it's nesta+my first age doing it! But it's okay, we listen and seek advice on how to do it.

I am sure the top tier kingdoms are happy for competition in the whoring tier, makes things more sex-citing. I mean I have people from AMA,BB,Havoc all pm-ing me saying it's good to have competition up there.. and I do hope it was all in sincerity etc.

btw, the person who plays our halfling that shot up probably has better cowing experience than you though, just that he's on sitting due to business irl now. He decided to join Pyros start of last age cause he didnt want to play 'competitive' whoring anymore... but little does it know... that's not going to happen!!

-cJ
04-02-2014, 19:00
faegan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

Should be no problem for them!

Just like Pyro wasn't a problem to you?
04-02-2014, 19:10
jjofdenmark

Proteus: Yes we do suck. . .and we know it. If we get paid we suck even harder!! Cause then It's propro stuff!!

Anri: We don't seen then as banks but more like Investment Banks. They cost us ****loads and gave no return. But we figured we had to have those big provs to bland in. We call it our Goldman Sachs Strategy. If we get hammered by CR or AMA, will will call it our Lehman Brothers Strategy instead.
04-02-2014, 19:18
faegan

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjofdenmark

Proteus: Yes we do suck. . .and we know it. If we get paid we suck even harder!! Cause then It's propro stuff!!

Anri: We don't seen then as banks but more like Investment Banks. They cost us ****loads and gave no return. But we figured we had to have those big provs to bland in. We call it our Goldman Sachs Strategy. If we get hammered by CR or AMA, will will call it our Lehman Brothers Strategy instead.

+1 cute JJ
04-02-2014, 19:37
Humanoize

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

Im to tired to explain. Imma have a beer and sign out from this place.

some nice tunes to cheer up cuteri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkFDZ0EHPwM
04-02-2014, 19:51
Band of Horses

It warms my heart to see such modesty and sportsmanship.
04-02-2014, 19:51
tetley

^lmfao.
04-02-2014, 20:00
Smitty87

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Pyro does suck and will be farmed later in age by either CR or AMA, I've already stated this.

What a tool.... Always so negative to everything. Maybe show some encouragement for a kd that is trying to make it in the top for the first time instead of being such a douche bag and just bagging them out.
04-02-2014, 20:13
Procy

You know. Simians could stop farming out every age...

if they'd learn when to wd.
04-02-2014, 20:40
Band of Horses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smitty87

What a tool.... Always so negative to everything. Maybe show some encouragement for a kd that is trying to make it in the top for the first time instead of being such a douche bag and just bagging them out.

Braggarts attract negative comments.
04-02-2014, 20:42
Proteus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Procy

You know. Simians could stop farming out every age...

if they'd learn when to wd.

You've had your fair share of those when you used to lead kds :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjofdenmark

Proteus: Yes we do suck. . .and we know it. If we get paid we suck even harder!! Cause then It's propro stuff!!

Anri: We don't seen then as banks but more like Investment Banks. They cost us ****loads and gave no return. But we figured we had to have those big provs to bland in. We call it our Goldman Sachs Strategy. If we get hammered by CR or AMA, will will call it our Lehman Brothers Strategy instead.

Highly doubtful you guys know anything about Ibanking and just name dropping. You probably know even less about what caused the last financial crisis as well. Stick to what you know - ghetto warring.
04-02-2014, 20:44
Procy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

You've had your fair share of those when you used to lead kds :p

I don't think any kd I've ever lead has "farmed out".

Lost? yes.

Farmed out? No.
04-02-2014, 20:51
Band of Horses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

You've had your fair share of those when you used to lead kds :p

Highly doubtful you guys know anything about Ibanking and just name dropping. You probably know even less about what caused the last financial crisis as well. Stick to what you know - ghetto warring.

They walked right into your advanced degree. Boom done going home.
04-02-2014, 20:55
padrez

pfff
04-02-2014, 21:22
DonJuan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

My kds performance been flawless. Everyone is there for armies non stop. We battle their core and its a both fun and awesome fight.
We just dont WD being down 4k acres, and no we will not WD if thier summary says we are down 15k acres either before we wave because there is a huge amount of acres moving around. Why would we as a warring KD wd being 4k down that they stacked in thier banks?? Quadtapps for 1k acres is not uncommon. Its 4 army returns <-- We are tacts and we are not done fighting thier core yet. Ok!
Should we WD because longterm we can probably not win the war? We knew that going into the war FFS. Do i need to spell it out for people, i said there is 50/50 chance we can overcome the advantages they had. So what if we did not control thier banks, can we fight their core, no? War is over if we cant fight thier banks?

Whats wrong with people, let us war and have fun ffs

seriously

+1

Giving Simians an A+ for effort!
04-02-2014, 21:36
Proteus

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan

+1

Giving Simians an A+ for effort!

Simians only recently grew into the top and did not have any cows nor time to pump, they started off the war well and had a decent-good chance of winning, i was not following war to know what turned. Ofc pyro is cocky but again when cr or ama receives their acres and crowns with it they will sing a different tune.
04-02-2014, 21:40
StratOcastle

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan

All I have to say is...don't take my science damn dirty apes!

I worked extremely hard to get 1500 bpa as orc this war...not cool!

Sorry to hear, but that was how I figured Simians could mount another
calf/cow. Tough watching how sausage is made.
- oh, and now I see a scraggly Charlton Heston where your avatar use to be. We do our part -
04-02-2014, 21:52
DonJuan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Simians only recently grew into the top and did not have any cows nor time to pump, they started off the war well and had a decent-good chance of winning, i was not following war to know what turned. Ofc pyro is cocky but again when cr or ama receives their acres and crowns with it they will sing a different tune.

-1 for trolling

But I'll give you an A+ for "trying really hard" though!
04-02-2014, 21:53
ZenithSun

Wow, sounds like a lot of fed up old dudes jealous that Pyro is having fun and moving forward. Wp cj/nesta, you are playing for the right reasons: fun, excitement and a challenge.
04-02-2014, 21:57
Depravity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

Plzz man, we lose because you have 4 banks, end of story.

Mind explaining RBL's loss against PB?
You have too many excuses.
04-02-2014, 22:14
padrez

Proteus. why do you always diss pyro? why do you always diss anyone for that matter? why do you always talk like you hold the absolute truth? why are you always so arrogant? mommy or daddy issues? You amuse me :)
04-02-2014, 22:15
Dark Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenithSun

Wow, sounds like a lot of fed up old dudes jealous that Pyro is having fun and moving forward. Wp cj/nesta, you are playing for the right reasons: fun, excitement and a challenge.

+1

Amen.
04-02-2014, 22:24
Band of Horses

I can't tell if it is ignorance or arrogance at this point. Proteus is just being a realist. But keep buying into your own hype core of pyro. I don't believe CJ and Nesta actually believe they can slay PB/AMA or CR. But who knows.
04-02-2014, 22:34
Proteus

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenithSun

Wow, sounds like a lot of fed up old dudes jealous that Pyro is having fun and moving forward. Wp cj/nesta, you are playing for the right reasons: fun, excitement and a challenge.

Moving forward.....towards what, being farmed by a superior kingdom?

Pyro keeps drinking dat koolaid thinking they are so dope in war and on level of the few remaining top kds in this game. Also its funny how pyro claims they ask"top leaders" for advice but no one from the n00b alliance pyro is in is actually a top leader.
04-02-2014, 22:39
Dark Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Moving forward.....towards what, being farmed by a superior kingdom?

"fun, excitement and a challenge".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

Those two twin-towers is at most calfs, if we even can call them that. But okey, its a small advantage to have them. I rather have them on our side. But its nothing a KD cant overcome. If they would have a real bank per say then i would be seriously worried.

Nice to go from "two calfs at most", to 4 Banks.. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Knight

Its like ground hog day with Anri!

Rattle rattle rattle, pre war.

Then excuse excuse excuse after...

Now the later commences!
04-02-2014, 22:40
Mormon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

You've had your fair share of those when you used to lead kds :p

Highly doubtful you guys know anything about Ibanking and just name dropping. You probably know even less about what caused the last financial crisis as well. Stick to what you know - ghetto warring.

lol maaaaad
04-02-2014, 22:42
Mormon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Moving forward.....towards what, being farmed by a superior kingdom?

Pyro keeps drinking dat koolaid thinking they are so dope in war and on level of the few remaining top kds in this game. Also its funny how pyro claims they ask"top leaders" for advice but no one from the n00b alliance pyro is in is actually a top leader.

is it just me, or is this dude salty as McDonald's french fries?
04-02-2014, 22:50
wickedfail

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus

Moving forward.....towards what, being farmed by a superior kingdom?

Pyro ..trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol I'm going to keep comparing current day to older times to let everyone know how things used to be trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Trollolo.
04-02-2014, 22:53
Palem

Pretty sure last time Proteus ran his mouth this hard was about flogger and beastblood right before they demolished them and he left Rage lol
04-02-2014, 23:12
Humanoize

proteus can has vision video pls?
04-02-2014, 23:24
Band of Horses

I hope the Pyro core is this active on the forums when they face AMA/PB or CR. Although I suspect free waves for CF because that is more honorable than a farm war.

Funny thing that people think Proteus is running his mouth, I see it as him trying to give Pyro a reality check that could in the long run be beneficial to them.

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