Unfortunately for you, you're the one who claimed that there were 'little kids' that could beat me at chess and pokémon around, and, as such, you're the one who has to prove that they do exist.

Since you can't do that - and you just went down the route of profanity, because you're out of options - I've won, and you've lost.

Another thing to keep in mind is that any little kid, who's learned that there's a difference between girls and boys, could easily hatch 200 eggs, given enough time - but there's only a very slim chance of even one of those eggs holding a good monster.
Use elite parents, that are already very, very good, yet not perfect, and the chance of you getting an extremely valuable monster increases.

Also, 'it's ****ing pokémon!' is not a good argument. The series is 12 years old, and going stronger with each passing year - now more than ever before, due to the DS actually featuring online play.
Next thing I know, you're going to say 'it's ****ing starcraft!' and ignore the fact that that game is 11 ears old, and still considered the king of all strategy-games - excluding chess.

Hey, here's a challenge.
You go find a 'little kid' that can beat me at starcraft, then I'll let you win.
Good luck beating those 11 years of experience I have with that game.