"As much as I don't get along with them, if anyone is the "Total Authority of Utopia" it is AquaSeaFoam, by far, not Realest."

-> hasn't had anyone in his alliance win a crown in 3 ages
-> total authority
-> what?

Meanwhile, Realest takes crowns at will every age he plays. F*cking logic, how does that sh*t work?

Miracles.