Well... welcome to Utopia then, I guess.

Those things happen. We're truly sorry that the last KD we warred were utterly inactive. In all honesty, we find ourselves winning wars thanks to enemy inactivity quite often, though never in such scale. If you're gonna tell me you never faced a KD with some extent of inactivity, then you are a liar, dear sir.
We would have probably won this war, even without the Pandas losing 2 key provinces. You gotta take in account that losing those 2 key provinces also means the others lose their fighting spirit.

Bottom line - it's not our fault that our enemy turned up so unprepared and basically gave us the win. And it's not your place to call us out like that, as if you know everything about our entire age (and previous ages as well).

Go take your accusations somewhere else, and enjoy your 2nd place.