Anything interesting happening?

[Zauper]

Except pyronubs with just a few hours of teaching would outperform havoc nubs who had ages of teaching

Good thing they say you and elit have been in their council channel for weeks then?

DK -- you're right that it didn't matter there. The ends don't always get to justify the means, though. I will say, that CJ says it's something he didn't agree with, which I like.

[Dark Knight]

Pyro is one to never let getting resources from allies come in the way of a good farmout!

edit: snarky sentences are so fun!

And it was a total farm out, so....

How would have your round ended without the "Fair Play" alliance?

Farm out!

[Chrystal Palace]

ok this is whats happening this age. one fake war. 2 kd's actioned. several kd's renamed and some banners taken down. i have bunnies dying. and just found out porn is a miracle drug. whoring is boring. Binar is seksi (but thats not "new") CJ is not a chick (for real). and i am currently 3rd in pink points. oh oh and the best part is PS had a sex change. he is out of surgery and recouping very well. he would appreciate midol for the pain though. <3

there we back on target. go create a pyro thread.

[flogger]

Good thing they say you and elit have been in their council channel for weeks then?

DK -- you're right that it didn't matter there. The ends don't always get to justify the means, though. I will say, that CJ says it's something he didn't agree with, which I like.

You either make up lots of things or believe lots of stupid things. Not sure which. Wasn't I like 2 weeks idle a week ago?

Just ask Hawk if he remembered seeing me in there.

[Godly]

June 5 of YR0 The Doctor Is At War (XX:XX) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

Best wishes to Pyro in their future endeavors.


Accuracy might not be correct. Using 3rd party tool:
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 619 (18,483 acres)
-- Traditional march: 592 (18,308 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (173 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (2 acres)
-- Raze: 13 (479 acres)
-- Failed: 7 (1.1% failure)
-- Uniques: 190
Total attacks suffered: 654 (18,010 acres)
-- Traditional march: 613 (17,898 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (112 acres)
-- Raze: 26 (1,158 acres)
-- Massacre: 2 (408 population)
-- Failed: 8 (1.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 192

** The kingdom of XX:XX **
Total land exchanged: +473 (619/654)
+599 his peg hole would grow (21 [8]/0)
+504 And less warm theyd become (29 [9]/10)
+477 And from that day (15 [9]/0)
+245 And then on one morn (8 [5]/0)
+106 came a savior for them all (9 [5]/0)
+94 and the sailors needed warming (33 [9]/31)
+85 But each time he was pegged (35 [9]/29)
+68 for fapping is crappy (30 [10]/24)
+66 the captain did rave (32 [9]/28)
+58 Theyd won their big fight (3 [3]/0)
+32 THE ADVENTURES OF PEGBOY (32 [9]/30)
+12 the sailors did mount (30 [9]/30)
+4 Oh cometh to pegboy (31 [9]/28)
+3 The pegboy was known (34 [9]/36)
-48 and their loins were yearning (20 [8]/22)
-60 The sailors were happy (35 [9]/41)
-73 It was a cold dark night (34 [9]/46)
-75 As the greatest of ships (31 [9]/36)
-76 Pegboy was his name (31 [8]/43)
-90 there came a big wave (36 [9]/40)
-288 the peggers in tow (0/20)
-305 And into his peghole (30 [10]/38)
-360 And out of the beer hall (0/21)
-424 The Ship that Doth Frown (29 [8]/40)
-760 being pegged was his fame (31 [8]/61)


** The kingdom of XX:XX **
Total land exchanged: -473 (653/620)
+531 Gemtuzumab Ozogamicin (32 [9]/13)
+222 Magnesium Sulfate (22 [7]/16)
+191 RimabotulinumtoxinB (29 [8]/26)
+110 Potassium Chloride (20 [8]/15)
+105 Ciprofloxacin (25 [7]/19)
+100 Sildenafil Citrate (24 [8]/14)
+95 Puromycin (22 [8]/15)
+95 Fentanyl (31 [8]/21)
+76 Serevent Diskus (27 [8]/23)
+65 Thorazine (24 [8]/20)
+38 Tamoxifen Citrate (28 [7]/22)
+25 Dextromethorphan (16 [7]/13)
+8 Cyclophosphamide (30 [8]/27)
+7 Fluoxetine (24 [8]/18)
-26 Paracetamol (25 [8]/21)
-42 Citalopram (26 [7]/22)
-51 Ondansetron Hydrochloride (30 [8]/27)
-56 Diazepam (23 [7]/26)
-85 Medicinal Marijuana (26 [7]/29)
-98 Adrenalin (29 [8]/39)
-114 Acyclovir (31 [8]/35)
-116 Quaalude (30 [8]/37)
-121 Levofloxacin (26 [8]/33)
-146 Dihydrogen Monoxide (26 [7]/32)
-607 Marinol (28 [7]/56)

[Chrystal Palace]

clear FW.

[TheOne]

gg well won

-cJ

[LCP]

yeh fake war Godly.

[American Badass]

Congratulations CR. Never doubted you for a second that you'd overcome the handicap the utopian lords inflicted on you!

[Proteus]

Only thing I remember when I was in BB Proteus was you losing your crown because you couldn't gain acres off a kd 1/2 your size who you didn't want to cf. I've also never given advice to drixx. Godly will apreciate you thinking humans/wh>ud/tact when the humans have no dspecs or thieves. He was trying to convince us it was ama because it seemed bad enough to be a Proteus strat.

edit: if your trying to say "as age unfolds" human/wh is awesome then yes ofc it is. By eoa with sci/pump time it's almost definitely the best possible setup. That doesn't mean it's good oop compared to more balanced comps. If you go something like that you take the risk that someone who is just messing around for an age sees you and waves.

you were the smart one who decided to exit eow cf in normals stance without training and got rocked for it late age. also protip but its really hard to gain acres from a smaller top feeding core especially when you have do a MASSIVE NW drop including releasing military and razing 50% land in order to be able to declare each time. sure its nice to crown but i would rather be the kingdom who beats all enemies in war through age and has 5/0 ww record, ends top2 and is part of winning alliance than be the kd ending sub t10 with 3 war losses, im sure anyone would.

when you lead your own kd as monarch and crown several times and amass an impressive WW record rather than just being on council of a kd with many others than you can talk, until then you are a nub pretending to be a part of the circle of top leaders.

[topsy's revenge]

That was actually Flogger that exited in normal stance and didn't really train for you guys. Did he do that 2 ages in a row?

[flogger]

huh? Vultures talking about mistakenly expecting ppl not to be douches?

[KuhaN]

Acquire muscles, be nice Utopia.

[Proteus]

That was actually Flogger that exited in normal stance and didn't really train for you guys. Did he do that 2 ages in a row?

flogger was MIA that age, you and dan were leading by all confirmed accounts. bro just chill you aren't a top leader thats fine, you are a "council type" player like munk, cerberus, twisty, etc. game is in decline and you haven't done squat on your own so far talking big pretending to be a mechanics master is not going to get you anywhere.

flogger actually is a major driver of crown chances and war performance in his kingdom and him joining a kd has a decisive factor on their chances throughout the age unlike you, having an extra council cannonfodder than cannot carry a kd doesnt mean anything. keep drinking the koolaid your havoc council group and nick_mi are singing, just bc you all play in a kd together and like each other and talk each other up you guys are all obviously the best.

[Nick_mi]

Yeah, you keep playing that game because you play in a group of people you like . . . . .

PS: And double crown.